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[[Image:YTL.jpg|right|thumb|'''YouTube'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s official logo.]]
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[[Image:Yutube.png|left|Youtube seems to always be under maintainance.]]
 
  
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'''YouTube''' is the place where nearly all [[YouTube Poop]]s are uploaded, hence the name. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and when companies like [[Viacom]], Warner Music Group (WMG), and [[Colgate]] began taking our stuff down. The website is also controversial for other reasons (such as YouTube 2.0), but it's home.
  
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==What They Can Give You==
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Basically, space to upload your creative movies (in this case, YouTube Poop). Well, until a major company (like [[Colgate]] or [[Viacom]]) comes around, claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining the experience (like WMG, who does this when they realize that a video contains some of their audio). There's always Dailymotion...
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[[Image:Billy Mays YT Comments.png|thumb|485px|left|An example of what some of the comments on Youtube are like.]]
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In addition, they've also got a number of AMVs, redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as free music, legal or otherwise.
  
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It also gives [[you]] an opportunity to become famous (examples include smosh, nigahiga, and Fred Figglehorn (that other guy nobody likes).
  
'''YouTube''' is the place where nearly all [[YouTube Poop|YouTube Poops]] are uploaded. It's also a place where almost anything from this website can be used for this special cause. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and became the bitch of companies like [[Viacom]], Warner Music Group (WMG), and [[Colgate]].
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==The Youtube Easter Egg==
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1) Pause a video. (1.1: Make sure it's one of the videos that YouTube has their updates on.)
  
Recently, they have forced everyone to switch to the [[shit|new]] Youtube 2.0 channel design. This has accumulated a [[shit]]-[[Fat|ton]] of criticism, since Youtube 2.0 sucks, yet Youtube 1.0 is [[good]]. Basically, Youtube 2.0 channels are rather crowded versions of the original channels. They're rather hard to customize and make them look unique. Anybody who ''can'' make their channel look good with this new design really deserves a reward.
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2) Unpause it.
  
==What They Can Give [[You]]==
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3) Press and hold the up and left arrow keys until you see a bunch of dots moving.
Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until a major company (like [[Colgate]] or [[Viacom]]) [[Cum|come]]s-around and claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining it entirely (like WMG).
 
And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as [[Illegal|free music]].
 
It also gives [[you]] an opportunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is [[Chris Crocker]]. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is a [[retard]] and a cash cow known as [[Fred]].
 
  
[[Image:Billy Mays YT Comments.png|frame|right|An example of what some of the comments on Youtube are like.]]
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4) Enjoy your Snake game.
  
==What They (Can) Take Away From You==
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==Other Information==
*Your vids
 
*Your account
 
*Your time
 
*Your account
 
*Your account design (unless it is the [[gay]] Beta design)
 
*[[Your Face]]
 
*Your sanity
 
*Your account
 
*Your soul!
 
*Your life
 
*Did I forget to mention your account?
 
 
[[Image:Ghgfjgjgvhvgggggnfh.jpg|thumb|right|One time, YouTube got hacked by having a completely unrelated picture for their videos. I wonder [[MeiAIDS|who]] did it.]]
 
[[Image:Ghgfjgjgvhvgggggnfh.jpg|thumb|right|One time, YouTube got hacked by having a completely unrelated picture for their videos. I wonder [[MeiAIDS|who]] did it.]]
[[Image:5year-vfl165239.jpg|thumb|right|On a completely unrelated note, happy 5th anniversary, YouTube!]]
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*It's funny because despite the name, YouTube isn't even the original home of poop. In fact, the home is really Sheezyart.
 
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*They usually go and update their website to make it look more like bullshit than anything else.
==What They Can Ruin==
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*Here are [[Deleted Accounts|the poor victims of YouTube's rules]].
[[Image:YouTube Captions.JPG|thumb|300px|left|This is the normal results involved with YouTube's recent captioning thingy.]]
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[[Image:1staryoutube.png|thumb|left|YouTube rates this article with only one star.]]
*Your internet life.
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[[Image:Youtubedislikeshit.png|frame|left|Er, no wait sorry, they ''disliked'' this article.]]
*Your (previously clean) criminal record.
 
*They could probably put you in jail for [[copyright]] infringement, though it'd probably be really hard.
 
 
 
Here are [[Deleted Accounts|the poor victims of YouTube's stupid ideas and rules]].
 
[[Image:Iwj7tv.png|thumb|center|300px|YouTube's new Automatic Captioning - [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible,] or [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good?]]]
 
 
[[Category:Websites]]
 
[[Category:Websites]]

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YouTube is the place where nearly all YouTube Poops are uploaded, hence the name. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and when companies like Viacom, Warner Music Group (WMG), and Colgate began taking our stuff down. The website is also controversial for other reasons (such as YouTube 2.0), but it's home.

What They Can Give You[edit]

Basically, space to upload your creative movies (in this case, YouTube Poop). Well, until a major company (like Colgate or Viacom) comes around, claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining the experience (like WMG, who does this when they realize that a video contains some of their audio). There's always Dailymotion...

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An example of what some of the comments on Youtube are like.

In addition, they've also got a number of AMVs, redubs, and other shit like that, as well as free music, legal or otherwise.

It also gives you an opportunity to become famous (examples include smosh, nigahiga, and Fred Figglehorn (that other guy nobody likes).

The Youtube Easter Egg[edit]

1) Pause a video. (1.1: Make sure it's one of the videos that YouTube has their updates on.)

2) Unpause it.

3) Press and hold the up and left arrow keys until you see a bunch of dots moving.

4) Enjoy your Snake game.

Other Information[edit]

One time, YouTube got hacked by having a completely unrelated picture for their videos. I wonder who did it.
  • It's funny because despite the name, YouTube isn't even the original home of poop. In fact, the home is really Sheezyart.
  • They usually go and update their website to make it look more like bullshit than anything else.
  • Here are the poor victims of YouTube's rules.
YouTube rates this article with only one star.
Er, no wait sorry, they disliked this article.