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|nationality=Irish African-American Mexican (Really.) | |nationality=Irish African-American Mexican (Really.) | ||
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| + | |cast=[[Family Guy|Seth MacFarlane]] | ||
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| − | Peter Griffin is a | + | Peter Griffin is a drunk who lives in a fictional town called Quahog in Rhode Island. He is known to meet a lot of celebrities such as [[KISS|Gene Simmons]], [[Jason Voorhees|O.J Simpson]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Adolf Hitler]], and many others. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much. |
| − | He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character if FOX was not so greedy. | + | He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character in the vein of [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|Spongebob Squarepants]] if FOX was not so greedy. |
==Family History== | ==Family History== | ||
| − | Peter Griffin was born in [[Mexico]] when his mother Thelma went there for an abortion. However, she went into labor during the procedure | + | Peter Griffin was born in [[Mexico]] when his mother Thelma went there for an abortion. However, she went into labor during the procedure and smuggled him home to Providence, Rhode Island, where he spent his childhood. His father Francis Griffin was a Christian and he and wife raised Peter in the Roman Catholic faith. Strangely Peter noticed he's got an [[Irish]] biological father named [[Mickey Mouse|Mickey]] McFinnigan and visits McFinnigan for a "game of [[Booze|drink]]". |
Peter has a lot of ancestors, however the most important ancestor is Nate Griffin, an [[African]] American slave from Virginia. | Peter has a lot of ancestors, however the most important ancestor is Nate Griffin, an [[African]] American slave from Virginia. | ||
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| + | And if you want to kill the writer of this poor humour, don't blame us; kill Seth MacFarlane and/or the writers to Family Guy. It's not like you'd be doing a disservice to us. | ||
==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
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*The 30 puppies he adopted without consequences. | *The 30 puppies he adopted without consequences. | ||
*[[Kiss (band)|Kiss]] (Is a major fan of them.) | *[[Kiss (band)|Kiss]] (Is a major fan of them.) | ||
| − | + | *Saying movie references from a certain period. | |
| + | *Christianity | ||
| + | [[File:Tumblr lexzfqcKGs1qzaeks-1.gif|frame|He usually can be found in some sort of 80's music video that he may or may not like.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:rpeter.png|frame|Peter Griffin as he appears in real life.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Peter griffin rapist.jpg|thumb|Well... yeah.]] | ||
==Dislikes== | ==Dislikes== | ||
*Not having Surfin' Bird around him. | *Not having Surfin' Bird around him. | ||
*Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs. | *Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs. | ||
| − | * | + | *His recurring foe; the giant chicken he spars with. |
| − | + | *Being blind from eating nickels. | |
| − | *Being blind from eating | + | *The <!--freakin'-->FCC (For censoring his life once.) |
| − | *The <!--freakin'--> FCC (For censoring his life once.) | ||
*The [[English]] (For stealing a bar he normally hang out with his friends once.) | *The [[English]] (For stealing a bar he normally hang out with his friends once.) | ||
*Vomiting | *Vomiting | ||
| + | *[[Homer Simpson|Not having beer around.]] | ||
| + | *[[Homer Simpson]] | ||
| + | *[[Stan Smith]] | ||
==Jobs He Took== | ==Jobs He Took== | ||
| − | Peter is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another. | + | Peter is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another. Some examples include: |
| − | *Toymaker | + | |
| − | *Fisherman | + | *Toymaker |
| − | *Salesman | + | *Fisherman |
| − | * | + | *Salesman |
| + | *Singing cashier at [[Burger King]]. | ||
*President of a [[Magic drugs|tobacco]] company. | *President of a [[Magic drugs|tobacco]] company. | ||
| − | *Owner of a | + | *Owner of a restaurant. |
| + | *Comedian at the White House. | ||
| + | *Worker for the Pawtucket Beer factory. | ||
**The list just goes on. | **The list just goes on. | ||
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*He recently graduated from the [[4]]th grade. | *He recently graduated from the [[4]]th grade. | ||
*Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses. | *Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses. | ||
| − | * | + | *There are bacon bits in his blood. HOW!? |
| − | *He once turned the den into | + | *He once turned the den into [[Pee-Wee Herman|Pee-Wee]]'s Playhouse. |
| − | *He is a descendant of Moses, Abraham Lincoln, a black guy, and a brother of [[Adolf Hitler]]. | + | *He is a descendant of Moses, [[:Category:Lawyers|Abraham Lincoln]], a black guy, and a brother of [[Adolf Hitler]]. |
*He can't speak [[Italy|Italian]] even when he's got a mustache. | *He can't speak [[Italy|Italian]] even when he's got a mustache. | ||
**Despite this, he still makes Italians pissed off at what he's saying. | **Despite this, he still makes Italians pissed off at what he's saying. | ||
*Noobs of [[M.U.G.E.N.]] love seeing matches between him and [[Homer Simpson]]. | *Noobs of [[M.U.G.E.N.]] love seeing matches between him and [[Homer Simpson]]. | ||
*He thinks that [[no]] one wants to be [[Kiss (band)|Peter Criss]], including Peter Criss himself. | *He thinks that [[no]] one wants to be [[Kiss (band)|Peter Criss]], including Peter Criss himself. | ||
| + | *He's an adult who likes watching [[SpongeBob SquarePants]]. | ||
| + | *He once entertained [[George W. Bush]] at the White House. He got fired when he ended up a snowglobe of George's possesion. | ||
| + | *Was once forced to commit adultery in order to make his boss not commit suicide. | ||
| + | *His face once transformed into [[Hank Hill]] after picking up a cursed skull. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| + | [[Image:2pq6tcp.gif|frame|right|Peter, you cannot be serious.]] | ||
| + | * "Eheheheheheheheh." | ||
* "What the [[Hell]]?!" | * "What the [[Hell]]?!" | ||
| − | * "I am | + | * "Roadhouse!" |
| − | * "Don't point at me, you jack[[ass]]!" | + | * "I am [[no]]t [[you]]r dad! I am ''Electric Man!!''" |
| − | * "Eh, squizy! Babba-no-boop-bee?" | + | * "Don't point at [[me]], [[you]] jack[[ass]]!" |
| − | * " | + | * "Eh, squizy! Babba-[[no]]-boop-bee?" |
| − | * " | + | * "Holy crip! He's a crapple!" |
| − | * "Surfin' Bird is sex...gone!" | + | * "Heheheheh... [[Hank Hill|propane]]." |
| − | * "Don't think you all didn't have a | + | * "[[:Image:I'mLindaWertheimer.JPG|I'm]] Linda Wertheimer." |
| − | + | * "Surfin' Bird is sex... gone!" | |
| − | + | * "Don't think [[you]] all didn't have a motivemotivemotive. [[You]] ''all'' had a motivemotivemotive!" | |
* "[[Mama Luigi|That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!]]" (Evil pirate laugh) | * "[[Mama Luigi|That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!]]" (Evil pirate laugh) | ||
| + | * "Bird, bird, bird-bird's the word! Oh, yeah, the bird, bird, bird, yeah, the bird-bird's the word!" | ||
| + | * "You know what really grinds my gears?" | ||
| + | * "Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's soooo freakiiin' gooood! Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't, then I think you shoouuld!" | ||
| + | * "Ah! Ah! He said it! He said it!" | ||
| + | * "Testicles. That is all." | ||
| + | * "...Am I... am I supposed to conduct with my penis?" | ||
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[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Business People]] | [[Category:Business People]] | ||
[[Category:Pirates]] | [[Category:Pirates]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:55, 28 January 2020
This article is filed under Characters.Peter Griffin is a drunk who lives in a fictional town called Quahog in Rhode Island. He is known to meet a lot of celebrities such as Gene Simmons, O.J Simpson, Jesus Christ, Adolf Hitler, and many others. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much.
He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character in the vein of Spongebob Squarepants if FOX was not so greedy.
Family History[edit]
Peter Griffin was born in Mexico when his mother Thelma went there for an abortion. However, she went into labor during the procedure and smuggled him home to Providence, Rhode Island, where he spent his childhood. His father Francis Griffin was a Christian and he and wife raised Peter in the Roman Catholic faith. Strangely Peter noticed he's got an Irish biological father named Mickey McFinnigan and visits McFinnigan for a "game of drink".
Peter has a lot of ancestors, however the most important ancestor is Nate Griffin, an African American slave from Virginia.
And if you want to kill the writer of this poor humour, don't blame us; kill Seth MacFarlane and/or the writers to Family Guy. It's not like you'd be doing a disservice to us.
Likes[edit]
- His friends, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe.
- A majority of his family.
- Beer
- TV
- Boobies
- Blowjobs
- The 30 puppies he adopted without consequences.
- Kiss (Is a major fan of them.)
- Saying movie references from a certain period.
- Christianity
He usually can be found in some sort of 80's music video that he may or may not like.
Peter Griffin as he appears in real life.
Dislikes[edit]
- Not having Surfin' Bird around him.
- Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs.
- His recurring foe; the giant chicken he spars with.
- Being blind from eating nickels.
- The FCC (For censoring his life once.)
- The English (For stealing a bar he normally hang out with his friends once.)
- Vomiting
- Not having beer around.
- Homer Simpson
- Stan Smith
Jobs He Took[edit]
Peter is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another. Some examples include:
- Toymaker
- Fisherman
- Salesman
- Singing cashier at Burger King.
- President of a tobacco company.
- Owner of a restaurant.
- Comedian at the White House.
- Worker for the Pawtucket Beer factory.
- The list just goes on.
Trivia[edit]
- He recently graduated from the 4th grade.
- Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses.
- There are bacon bits in his blood. HOW!?
- He once turned the den into Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
- He is a descendant of Moses, Abraham Lincoln, a black guy, and a brother of Adolf Hitler.
- He can't speak Italian even when he's got a mustache.
- Despite this, he still makes Italians pissed off at what he's saying.
- Noobs of M.U.G.E.N. love seeing matches between him and Homer Simpson.
- He thinks that no one wants to be Peter Criss, including Peter Criss himself.
- He's an adult who likes watching SpongeBob SquarePants.
- He once entertained George W. Bush at the White House. He got fired when he ended up a snowglobe of George's possesion.
- Was once forced to commit adultery in order to make his boss not commit suicide.
- His face once transformed into Hank Hill after picking up a cursed skull.
Quotes[edit]
Peter, you cannot be serious.
- "Eheheheheheheheh."
- "What the Hell?!"
- "Roadhouse!"
- "I am not your dad! I am Electric Man!!"
- "Don't point at me, you jackass!"
- "Eh, squizy! Babba-no-boop-bee?"
- "Holy crip! He's a crapple!"
- "Heheheheh... propane."
- "I'm Linda Wertheimer."
- "Surfin' Bird is sex... gone!"
- "Don't think you all didn't have a motivemotivemotive. You all had a motivemotivemotive!"
- "That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!" (Evil pirate laugh)
- "Bird, bird, bird-bird's the word! Oh, yeah, the bird, bird, bird, yeah, the bird-bird's the word!"
- "You know what really grinds my gears?"
- "Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? It's soooo freakiiin' gooood! Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't, then I think you shoouuld!"
- "Ah! Ah! He said it! He said it!"
- "Testicles. That is all."
- "...Am I... am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"
