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{{Char}}
 
{{Char}}
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{{CharBox
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|name=Genie
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|image=Genierevelation.jpg
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|caption=Genie recieving a revelation!
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|shows=Aladdin
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|sex=Male
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|age=[[Over 9000|10,000]]
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|occupation=televangelist
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|cast=Robin Williams
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Genie is a [[Blue Koopa|blue]]-colored wish-granting being who once lived inside a lamp.
 
Genie is a [[Blue Koopa|blue]]-colored wish-granting being who once lived inside a lamp.
  
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[[Image:Sand.PNG‎|thumb|right|250px|The Genie advertising the greatness that is Sand ([[No]]tice the look that the Genie has right now. He does that by Sand and Sand only.).]]
 
[[Image:Sand.PNG‎|thumb|right|250px|The Genie advertising the greatness that is Sand ([[No]]tice the look that the Genie has right now. He does that by Sand and Sand only.).]]
 
*Sand
 
*Sand
*Being Blue
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*Being [[Blue Koopa|Blue]]
 
*Pyramids
 
*Pyramids
*The Rio Grande
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*[[Cum|The Rio Grande]]
 
*Mariachi Music
 
*Mariachi Music
 
*Parties being in Agrabah.
 
*Parties being in Agrabah.
 
*[[BOOZE|Whiskey]]
 
*[[BOOZE|Whiskey]]
*Aladdin
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*[[Aladdin]]
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
 
*[[Jafar]]
 
*[[Jafar]]
 
*Being chased by KILLER BEES!!!
 
*Being chased by KILLER BEES!!!
*Having no friends.
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*Having [[no]] friends.
 
*[[Iago]]
 
*[[Iago]]
*Being grabbed by Granny Jafar.
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*Being grabbed by Granny [[Jafar]].
 
*Being Pants'd
 
*Being Pants'd
*Spiders
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*[[spider|Spiders]]
 
*Those who don't accept Sand ([[no|as their savior]]).
 
*Those who don't accept Sand ([[no|as their savior]]).
*Anakin Skywalker(he thinks sand is rough, coarse, irritating, and gets everywhere).
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*[[Star Wars|Anakin Skywalker]](he thinks sand is rough, coarse, irritating, and gets everywhere).
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*Who's laughing now!!
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{{poopquote|Genie|Who's laughing now!!}}
*SPIDERS!!
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{{poopquote|Genie|SPIDERS!!}}
*KILLER BEES!!!
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{{poopquote|Genie|KILLER BEES!!!}}
*Things could get ugly...
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{{poopquote|Genie|Things could get ugly...}}
*There's a party here in Agrabah!
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{{poopquote|Genie|There's a party here in Agrabah!}}
*Grabah!
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{{poopquote|Genie|Grabah!}}
*The Rio Grande!
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{{poopquote|Genie|The Rio Grande!}}
*There is nothing in the world quite like a friiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddd...
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{{poopquote|Genie|There is nothing in the world quite like a friiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddd...}}
*A mariachi band!
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{{poopquote|Genie|A mariachi band!}}
*I SEE LASERS!
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{{poopquote|Genie|[[I]] SEE LASERS!}}
*IT'S A MIRACLE!
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{{poopquote|Genie|IT'S A MIRACLE!}}
*HE BELIEVES!  HE BELIEVES!
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{{poopquote|Genie|HE BELIEVES!  HE BELIEVES!}}
*Make way here he comes.  Ring bells, bang the drums.  Ring bells, bang the drums.
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{{poopquote|Genie|Make way here he comes.  Ring bells, bang the drums.  Ring bells, bang the drums.}}
*BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga!
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{{poopquote|Genie|BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga!}}
*[[NO|Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!]]
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{{poopquote|Genie|[[NO|Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!]]}}
*Correction!
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{{poopquote|Genie|Correction!}}
*Orrection!
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{{poopquote|Genie|Orrection!}}
*[[Erection]]!
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{{poopquote|Genie|[[Erection]]!}}
*Once again this whole program has been brought to [[you]] by Sand!  It's Everywhere!  Get used to it!
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{{poopquote|Genie|Once again this whole program has been brought to [[you]] by Sand!  It's Everywhere!  Get used to it!}}
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{{poopquote|Genie|[[I]] don't think you quite realize just what [[you've]] got here! So why don't [[you]] just ruminate, whilst [[I]] illuminate the possibilities...}}
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{{poopquote|Genie|My faithful companions,[[I]] have [[DIE]]D!}}
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*He finds drowned corpses attractive.
 
*He finds drowned corpses attractive.
 
*He also likes Mudkips.
 
*He also likes Mudkips.
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*Because Robin Williams [[die]]d in August 2014, the Genie is probably dead as well by connection.
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Fat Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
 
[[Category:Video Game Characters]]
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[[Category:Loud Characters]]
 
[[Category:Loud Characters]]
 
[[Category:Book Characters]]
 
[[Category:Book Characters]]
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[[Category: Powerful Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Arabian]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Arabian]]
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[[Category:Singers]]
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[[Category:Dead]]

Latest revision as of 17:53, 19 August 2014

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Genie recieving a revelation!

Name: Genie
Appears In: Aladdin
Sex: Male
Age: 10,000
Occupation(s): televangelist
Played By: Robin Williams

Genie is a blue-colored wish-granting being who once lived inside a lamp.

Biography[edit]

He came out of his lamp for the first time when Morshu poured lamp oil into it, and he hasn't returned since. After having his gold bracelets surgically removed, he went around the world, touring such sites as the Rio Grande, the Leaning Tower of Pizza Pisa, and the Great Wall of China. He has a small drinking problem, and a severe allergy to KILLER BEES!!! He soon got a career of granting wishes, but had to compete with Jafar for customers. Eventually, Jafar threatened the Genie into shutting down his business by pantsing him, and Genie started a tour guide business, taking people to all of the places he had been to during his travels. When this business ran dry, he formed a mariachi band, which didn't last long at all. Out of work, Genie considered early retirement, and then suicide. As a Genie, though, he couldn't be killed, and settled with finding yet another career. He is now a televangelist, preaching the almighty power of Sand and its omnipresence across national television, and why you should accept it.

Likes[edit]

The Genie advertising the greatness that is Sand (Notice the look that the Genie has right now. He does that by Sand and Sand only.).

Dislikes[edit]

Quotes[edit]

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Genie

Who's laughing now!!

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Genie

SPIDERS!!

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KILLER BEES!!!

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Genie

Things could get ugly...

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Genie

There's a party here in Agrabah!

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Genie

Grabah!

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Genie

The Rio Grande!

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Genie

There is nothing in the world quite like a friiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddd...

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Genie

A mariachi band!

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I SEE LASERS!

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Genie

IT'S A MIRACLE!

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Genie

HE BELIEVES! HE BELIEVES!

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Genie

Make way here he comes. Ring bells, bang the drums. Ring bells, bang the drums.

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Genie

BangaBangaBangaBangaBanga!

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Genie

Are you gonna love this GGGGGGUUUUUUUYYYYYY!?!

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Genie

Correction!

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Orrection!

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Genie

Erection!

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Genie

Once again this whole program has been brought to you by Sand! It's Everywhere! Get used to it!

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Genie

I don't think you quite realize just what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities...

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Genie

My faithful companions,I have DIED!

Trivia[edit]

  • He is allergic to KILLERBEES!
    • And he often overdoses on his allergy medicine.
  • Is one of the loudest beings on the face of the earth.
  • You ain't never had a friend like him!
  • If life is your restaurant, then he's your maitre'd!
  • He finally got free from the magic lamp that he had been cursed to be in for over ten thousand years thanks to Aladdin.
  • After he became free, he traveled all over the world.
  • He now spends his time watching video rewiews of people and spending time being on popular websites.
  • He finds drowned corpses attractive.
  • He also likes Mudkips.
  • Because Robin Williams died in August 2014, the Genie is probably dead as well by connection.