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[[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | [[Image:Mariohead1.png|thumb|Mario Head drifting around in [[Blue Koopa]]'s lair.]] | ||
| − | + | {{VidCaption|LJlWe4dAq3A|The first Mario Head poop.}} | |
| − | Mario Head is a | + | {{VidCaption|pZkZWlAIG0w|Mario Head's favourite video.}} |
| + | {{VidCaption|kAFzKNE306g|A rather popular Mario's Head poop.}}'''Mario Head''' is a cursed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. He is also a liar, because he said he was falling and couldn't get up, but he could get up because he can fly. | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He's always wanted to [[die]]. | *He's always wanted to [[die]]. | ||
| − | *His nose looks like a [[ | + | *He's got mad flying skills. |
| + | *His nose looks like a [[PENIS]]. | ||
*He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels. | *He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels. | ||
*His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | *His best friend is [[Blue Koopa]] and he's often seen hanging around at his place. | ||
*He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often. | *He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having [[seizure]]s pretty often. | ||
| − | *Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies (see | + | *Gains much power from [[chocolate]] [[cum|milk]] allergies. (see the poop to the [[right]], ''Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk''.) |
| + | *[[You]] were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you.... | ||
*He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess. | *He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess. | ||
| − | *Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over | + | *Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well. |
| − | *Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. | + | *He ain't got nobody. |
| + | *Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach. | ||
*[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him. | *[[Wario|Wario Head]] hates him. | ||
| + | *His favorite Pokemon is Gastly. | ||
*He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses. | *He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]], often getting frustrated when he loses. | ||
| + | *Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy. | ||
| + | *He does a very [[good]] impression of both [[America]]n advertisements and [[American]] [[racism]]. Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me. | ||
| + | *For some strange reason, he ended up being in Super Mario 64. | ||
| + | **He also returned along with a friend named Yoshi Head in the Nintendo DS remake of Super Mario 64. | ||
| + | *Contrary to popular belief, Mario Teaches Typing is '''not''' the first time Mario Head was discovered! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1t6iNG28zI The first time was found in a 1992 convention called the "Summer Consumer Electronic Show".] The guy who did voice there, however, was ''not'' the current Mario voice actor, but rather some guy named Steve Coyle. | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *"Can I sing a song for | + | *"[[No|Can I sing a song for you?]]" |
| − | *"When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's [[love|amore]]!" | + | *"When the [[moon]] hits you eye, like a big-a [[pizza]] pie, that's [[love|amore]]!" |
*"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!" | *"When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!" | ||
*"Watch out for falling rocks!" | *"Watch out for falling rocks!" | ||
| − | *"It's-a your turn to [[DIE]] | + | *"It's-a your turn to [[DIE|type]]!" |
| − | *"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels funny against this screen!" | + | *"That was my impression of [[America]]n [[racism]]! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!" |
| − | *"POLE POSITION!" | + | *"My [[PINGAS|nose]] feels-a funny against this screen!" |
| + | *"[[Atari|POLE POSITION]]!" | ||
*"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!" | *"FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!" | ||
*"POLE FURY!" | *"POLE FURY!" | ||
*"FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!" | *"FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!" | ||
| + | *"I'm-a gonna fly for you!" | ||
| + | *"Mario's tunnel of-a doom." | ||
| + | *"Where is everbody? Hey! Don't leave me all alone! [[Cum|COME]] BACK!" | ||
| + | *"Get ready to move your [[penis|PINGORZ]]! | ||
| + | *"I hope your gonna be a great tipest one day!" | ||
| + | *"I bet your thirsty!" | ||
| + | [[Image:113044-miyamoto.jpg|frame|left|Mario don't think you're fantastic, Mr. Miyamoto!]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Mario]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - Italian]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Characters - American]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Europeans]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Psychic Characters]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Drug Addicts]] | ||
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Mario Head drifting around in Blue Koopa's lair.
Mario Head is a cursed demon. He teaches typing to people despite his low intelligence, and has a severe sweet tooth. Although he is known to have violent outbursts at time, he can't hurt anyone outside of biting them because he's just a floating disembodied head. He is also a liar, because he said he was falling and couldn't get up, but he could get up because he can fly.
Trivia[edit]
- He's always wanted to die.
- He's got mad flying skills.
- His nose looks like a PENIS.
- He has a beautiful singing voice and often offers bypassers to sing for them about moray eels.
- His best friend is Blue Koopa and he's often seen hanging around at his place.
- He has a not harmful variaton of epilepsy as he's seen having seizures pretty often.
- Gains much power from chocolate milk allergies. (see the poop to the right, Mario's Head is Allergic to Chocolate Milk.)
- You were afraid of Mario Head as a little kid. I can't blame you....
- He often eats entire boxes of candy, and then goes on a sugar-high spasm, flying and drifting all over Blue Koopa's lair and making a mess.
- Despite being a complete moron with a negative IQ, his students still seem to learn how to type from him, and a speech he gave at Oxford, Yale, and Harvard went over surprisingly well.
- He ain't got nobody.
- Why he decided to take a profession in teaching typing if he can't type without hands is a mystery. So here's a fair enough answer: If you can, do, if you can't, teach.
- Wario Head hates him.
- His favorite Pokemon is Gastly.
- He is also known to temporarily grow a body and play Go Fish with people like the Heavy Weapons Guy, often getting frustrated when he loses.
- Made a comeback in High-Def, but was quickly canceled due to being too fucking creepy.
- He does a very good impression of both American advertisements and American racism. Albeit how he knows how to do American racism is sort of beyond me.
- For some strange reason, he ended up being in Super Mario 64.
- He also returned along with a friend named Yoshi Head in the Nintendo DS remake of Super Mario 64.
- Contrary to popular belief, Mario Teaches Typing is not the first time Mario Head was discovered! The first time was found in a 1992 convention called the "Summer Consumer Electronic Show". The guy who did voice there, however, was not the current Mario voice actor, but rather some guy named Steve Coyle.
Quotes[edit]
- "Can I sing a song for you?"
- "When the moon hits you eye, like a big-a pizza pie, that's amore!"
- "When an eel lunges out, and takes a bite of your snout, that's a moray!"
- "Watch out for falling rocks!"
- "It's-a your turn to type!"
- "That was my impression of American racism! Thank you-a very much! Thank you, thank you!"
- "My nose feels-a funny against this screen!"
- "POLE POSITION!"
- "FOUR WHEELS OF FURY!"
- "POLE FURY!"
- "FOUR WHEELS OF PPOOSSIITTIIOONN!!"
- "I'm-a gonna fly for you!"
- "Mario's tunnel of-a doom."
- "Where is everbody? Hey! Don't leave me all alone! COME BACK!"
- "Get ready to move your PINGORZ!
- "I hope your gonna be a great tipest one day!"
- "I bet your thirsty!"
Mario don't think you're fantastic, Mr. Miyamoto!
