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[[Image:Boomerlogo.jpg|right|thumb|200px|YouTube edited THIS precious logo, by just deleting the "poop". How sophisticated.]]
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'''YouTube''' is the place when all [[YouTube Poop|YouTube Poops]] are uploaded. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side.
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[[Image:Yutube.png]]
  
==Name origin==
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'''YouTube''' is the place where nearly all [[YouTube Poop]]s are uploaded, hence the name. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and when companies like [[Viacom]], Warner Music Group (WMG), and [[Colgate]] began taking our stuff down. The website is also controversial for other reasons (such as YouTube 2.0), but it's home.
The name "YouTube" is a shameless ripoff of "YouTube Poop". The admins decided to throw out the [[poop]] from the name, because it exceeded the 8-letter limit (the servers of YouTube are maintained by a prototype of the first calculator).
 
  
==What they give you==
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==What They Can Give You==
Basically, space to upload your creative movies, in this case, YouTube Poop. Until they think it's too good for an anything else and then they want to delete it.
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Basically, space to upload your creative movies (in this case, YouTube Poop). Well, until a major company (like [[Colgate]] or [[Viacom]]) comes around, claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining the experience (like WMG, who does this when they realize that a video contains some of their audio). There's always Dailymotion...
And a dozen AMV's, Redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as [[no|free music]].
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[[Image:Billy Mays YT Comments.png|thumb|485px|left|An example of what some of the comments on Youtube are like.]]
It also gives [[you]] an oppurtunity to become famous. One popular, yet jackassy, example of a famous guy is [[Chris Crocker]]. Another somewhat better example of fame on Youtube is [[Fred]].
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In addition, they've also got a number of AMVs, redubs, and other [[shit]] like that, as well as free music, legal or otherwise.
  
==What they (can) take from you==
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It also gives [[you]] an opportunity to become famous (examples include smosh, nigahiga, and Fred Figglehorn (that other guy nobody likes).
*Your Vids
 
*Your Account
 
*Your Time
 
*Your Money
 
*Your Account
 
*[[Your Face]]
 
*Your [[stuff]]
 
*Your Account
 
*Your freedom of speech (which means they're Nazis!) {Well, that or Commies from Soviet Russia!}
 
*Your Soul!
 
*Your Life
 
*Did I forget to mention your account?
 
  
Here are [[Deleted Accounts|the poor victims of YouTube's stupid ideas and rules]].
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==The Youtube Easter Egg==
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1) Pause a video. (1.1: Make sure it's one of the videos that YouTube has their updates on.)
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2) Unpause it.
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3) Press and hold the up and left arrow keys until you see a bunch of dots moving.
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4) Enjoy your Snake game.
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==Other Information==
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[[Image:Ghgfjgjgvhvgggggnfh.jpg|thumb|right|One time, YouTube got hacked by having a completely unrelated picture for their videos. I wonder [[MeiAIDS|who]] did it.]]
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*It's funny because despite the name, YouTube isn't even the original home of poop. In fact, the home is really Sheezyart.
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*They usually go and update their website to make it look more like bullshit than anything else.
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*Here are [[Deleted Accounts|the poor victims of YouTube's rules]].
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[[Image:1staryoutube.png|thumb|left|YouTube rates this article with only one star.]]
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[[Image:Youtubedislikeshit.png|frame|left|Er, no wait sorry, they ''disliked'' this article.]]
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[[Category:Websites]]

Latest revision as of 14:21, 9 November 2019

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YouTube is the place where nearly all YouTube Poops are uploaded, hence the name. Although it seems friendly, it has a darker side, which was created when Google bought Youtube, and when companies like Viacom, Warner Music Group (WMG), and Colgate began taking our stuff down. The website is also controversial for other reasons (such as YouTube 2.0), but it's home.

What They Can Give You[edit]

Basically, space to upload your creative movies (in this case, YouTube Poop). Well, until a major company (like Colgate or Viacom) comes around, claims copyright, and then deletes it. Others might merely mute the sound, ruining the experience (like WMG, who does this when they realize that a video contains some of their audio). There's always Dailymotion...

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An example of what some of the comments on Youtube are like.

In addition, they've also got a number of AMVs, redubs, and other shit like that, as well as free music, legal or otherwise.

It also gives you an opportunity to become famous (examples include smosh, nigahiga, and Fred Figglehorn (that other guy nobody likes).

The Youtube Easter Egg[edit]

1) Pause a video. (1.1: Make sure it's one of the videos that YouTube has their updates on.)

2) Unpause it.

3) Press and hold the up and left arrow keys until you see a bunch of dots moving.

4) Enjoy your Snake game.

Other Information[edit]

One time, YouTube got hacked by having a completely unrelated picture for their videos. I wonder who did it.
  • It's funny because despite the name, YouTube isn't even the original home of poop. In fact, the home is really Sheezyart.
  • They usually go and update their website to make it look more like bullshit than anything else.
  • Here are the poor victims of YouTube's rules.
YouTube rates this article with only one star.
Er, no wait sorry, they disliked this article.