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[[Image:Oreillymad.jpg|200px|thumb|Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.]]
 
[[Image:Oreillymad.jpg|200px|thumb|Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.]]
 
[[Image:070221 keithBio vsmall.widec.jpg|200px|thumb|His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann]]
 
[[Image:070221 keithBio vsmall.widec.jpg|200px|thumb|His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann]]
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== When it comes down to it ==
 
== When it comes down to it ==
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Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best 'newscaster' on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.
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Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best political pundit on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.
  
 
At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show.
 
At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show.
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== People He Interviewed ==
 
== People He Interviewed ==
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*[[Insane Clown Posse|The Insane Clown Posse]]
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*The [[Insane Clown Posse]]
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*[[M. Bison|Mike Tyson]]
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*[[Mike Tyson]]
 
*[[DIE|Marilyn Manson]]
 
*[[DIE|Marilyn Manson]]
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*[[Family Guy|Mr. T]]
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*[[Mr. T]]
 
*[[You|Howard Stern]]
 
*[[You|Howard Stern]]
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* The O RLY? Owl
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*The O RLY? Owl
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*Lil' O'Reilly
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*The Enclosed [[Uctions]] [[Macintosh|Apple]]
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{{vid|3Yyp43mZq7s}}
  
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==Memorable quotes==
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==Memorable Quotes==
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*"Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Caution! You are about to enter The No Spin Zone, The Factor begins right now!}}
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*"Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Hi!  I'm Bill O'Reilly.  Thanks for watching us tonight.}}
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*"It's gay parade time!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!}}
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*"I was masturbating last night."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Cumming?}}
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*"Let's get SILLY!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Entitlements!}}
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*"Hi I'm Bill O'Reilly"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Get specific rather than this BS}}
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*"Because YOU don't like YouTube!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|[[Patrick Star|Pinhead]] alert!}}
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*"LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|And now The Factor tip of the day!}}
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*"Caution! ''You'' are about to enter ''the'' Spin Zone!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|SHUT UP!}}
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*"SHUT UP"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY}}
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*"Billoreilly.com"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable.}}
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*"Evangelicals are silly nutcases."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA}}
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*"Cut her mic off"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Billoreilly.com}}
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*"Oogoesh. Oogoesh. Oogoesh. Oogoesh. shogoO"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Evangelicals are silly nutcases.}}
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*"ON FIRE!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|ON FIRE!}}
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*"That is the subject. That is the subject. That is the that is that that is the subject."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|That is the subject of tonight's talking points.}}
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*"They know you're a"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Ghe-tto.}}
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*"Ghe-tto."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Hahahahahahahahahaha.}}
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*"Hahahahahahahahahaha."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Persian Gulf.}}
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*"Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day.}}
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*"FUCK IT!"
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[[Image:O'Reilly Dope.PNG|thumb|right|He knows what you do at night...]]
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*"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|[[FUCK]] IT!}}
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*"FUCKING THING SUCKS!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|WE'LL DO IT LIVE!}}
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*"If you question anything you're gay!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|FUCKING THING SUCKS!}}
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*"Doo doo doo DEW dew dew DOO DOO!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|If you question anything you're gay!}}
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*"Let her hee hoo hah rah."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Harry Belafonte!}}
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*"Harry Belafonte!"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Mah earl mah earl mah earl.}}
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*"Mah earl mah earl mah earl."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Obama is a terrorist from Kenya.}}
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*"I kill children."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|People who like ''Saw'' are satanists.}}
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*"I have ''2 wives!''"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|So you think your [[M. Bison|Delicious?]]}}
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*"So you think your [[M. Bison|Delicious?]]"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Their watchdog. Watchdog.}}
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*"Their watchdog. Watchdog. Their watchdog. Watchdog."
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|UH-WEE}}
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*"Fuck it! We'll do it live. WE'LL DO IT LIVE!! FUCK IT! FUCKING THING SUCKS!" (memorable depending upon who you ask)
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Do you care about your audience?}}
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*"UH-WEE"
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Go home and [[Magic Drugs|smoke something.]]}}
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*"Do you care about your audience?"
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[[Category:Real People]]
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*"Did you drop your [[balls|testicles]] yet? To a twelve year old?!"
 
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*"Go home and [[Family Guy|smoke something.]]"
 
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*"Because Youtube is where the Poop is." (His intro in his own Youtube Poops.)
 

Latest revision as of 21:12, 23 December 2013

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Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.
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His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann

HE DOESN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS PAGE!!


Source[edit]

When it comes down to it[edit]

Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best political pundit on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.

At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show.

O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!

He also has his own version of Diploma Dope, which he calls O'Reilly Dope.

He also has a little child by the name of Lil' O'Reilly.

People He Interviewed[edit]

{{#ev:youtube|3Yyp43mZq7s|320}}

Memorable Quotes[edit]

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Caution! You are about to enter The No Spin Zone, The Factor begins right now!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Hi! I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thanks for watching us tonight.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Cumming?

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Entitlements!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Get specific rather than this BS

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Pinhead alert!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

And now The Factor tip of the day!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

SHUT UP!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Billoreilly.com

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Evangelicals are silly nutcases.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

ON FIRE!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

That is the subject of tonight's talking points.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Ghe-tto.

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Hahahahahahahahahaha.

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Persian Gulf.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day.

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He knows what you do at night...
Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

FUCK IT!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

FUCKING THING SUCKS!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

If you question anything you're gay!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Harry Belafonte!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Mah earl mah earl mah earl.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Obama is a terrorist from Kenya.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

People who like Saw are satanists.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

So you think your Delicious?

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Their watchdog. Watchdog.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

UH-WEE

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Do you care about your audience?

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Go home and smoke something.

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