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| − | Zartok-35 is the Autistic owner of the unfamous 'Zartok-35 productions' company. He is the sworn enemy of [[Hunter Harrison]] and | + | {{boomer}} |
| + | {{KO|Zartok-35}} | ||
| + | Zartok-35 is the Autistic owner of the unfamous 'Zartok-35 productions' company. He is the sworn enemy of [[Hunter Harrison]] and Mary Crawford and Alan Templeton. They went to work producing Train videos and The Raccoons AMVs in July 2006. In October 2006, a contrevercial decision was made to open a new 'YouTube poop' production unit, and a video, "The Bill project", went into production. To maximize efficiency, and prevent WMM from crashing, Zartok-35 productions produced a series of short poops. They were to be compiled into "The Bill project" at a later date. Indeed, things looked good for Zartok-35 productions. 9 subscribers and 23 videos. But the worst was yet to come. For at this time, Zartok-35 productions was going through dangerous technical difficulties. The loss of WMM made it impossible for productions to continue, and forced the closure of the newest poop project, "And WHO are YOU supposed to be". In this time of need, all un-compiled portions of "The Bill project" were posted on the company account. Some portions were sent in for [[Calculate900]]'s mass [[Poopers Unite]] collaboration. Approxamitley 8 months later, Zartok-35 productions got off their asses and fixed the problem. They are currently producing Poops, and [[The Raccoons]] Videos. In June 2008, Zartok-35 productions was penalized by YouTube for the usage of Family Guy and Calvin and Hobbes in projects outside of YouTube poop. The Zartok35 account was shut down, and prompted a retaliation. A replacment account up within 10 hours after the incedent. Many mediocre videos were lost. | ||
===First poop seen=== | ===First poop seen=== | ||
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== Material == | == Material == | ||
| − | Zartok-35 productions thrived off of a number of TV shows. Most notably [[The Raccoons]]. Clips from [[Super Mario World]], [[CD-i]], | + | Zartok-35 productions thrived off of a number of TV shows. Most notably [[The Raccoons]]. Clips from [[Super Mario World]], [[CD-i]], Inu-Yasha, Azumanga Daioh, Garfield and friends, Trailerpark boys, Girls Brvo, Rover Dangefield, and Ferngully have also wound up in the melting pan. |
| − | == | + | == Style == |
| − | + | Zartok-35 is by no means an [[Analogue Pooper]], but he shares the belief that they want their audience to enjoy their poops as interesting montage of media artefacts rather than an act of media destruction or subversion, and using certain media in a poop as a reworking, cameo or as an act of fandom. This has led to sevral odd and unusual methods of pooping. | |
| + | |||
| + | Acts and methods Commonly seen in Zartok-35 poop: | ||
| + | *Repetition | ||
| + | *Dubbing sevral sound bytes over one clip | ||
| + | *Sentence mixing | ||
| + | *Constant pointless musical interludes (Song abuse) | ||
| + | *Semi-repetetive [[(item) List]] jokes (What happened to you three? ... All toasters toast...) | ||
| + | *[[Ear Rape]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Preferred Tech == | ||
| + | Good old shitty old [[Windows Movie Maker]] | ||
| + | |||
| + | |||
| + | == Random Crap == | ||
*'''Name''': Elijah | *'''Name''': Elijah | ||
| − | *'''Age''': | + | *'''Age''': 16 |
*'''Sex''': Guy | *'''Sex''': Guy | ||
| − | *'''Account''': http://www.youtube.com/ | + | *'''Account''': http://www.youtube.com/user/zartok36 |
*'''Country''': Canada | *'''Country''': Canada | ||
*'''Birth Date''': December 2nd 1992 | *'''Birth Date''': December 2nd 1992 | ||
| − | In memory of the Zartok-35 branch Windows movie maker program. It was quite possibly the worst program I have ever worked with, but it did the job. Not very well, but well enough. | + | In memory of the OLD Zartok-35 branch Windows movie maker program. It was quite possibly the worst program I have ever worked with, but it did the job. Not very well, but well enough. |
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| + | [[Category:06ers]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Juggalos]] | ||
Latest revision as of 11:23, 11 May 2011
This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.Zartok-35 is the Autistic owner of the unfamous 'Zartok-35 productions' company. He is the sworn enemy of Hunter Harrison and Mary Crawford and Alan Templeton. They went to work producing Train videos and The Raccoons AMVs in July 2006. In October 2006, a contrevercial decision was made to open a new 'YouTube poop' production unit, and a video, "The Bill project", went into production. To maximize efficiency, and prevent WMM from crashing, Zartok-35 productions produced a series of short poops. They were to be compiled into "The Bill project" at a later date. Indeed, things looked good for Zartok-35 productions. 9 subscribers and 23 videos. But the worst was yet to come. For at this time, Zartok-35 productions was going through dangerous technical difficulties. The loss of WMM made it impossible for productions to continue, and forced the closure of the newest poop project, "And WHO are YOU supposed to be". In this time of need, all un-compiled portions of "The Bill project" were posted on the company account. Some portions were sent in for Calculate900's mass Poopers Unite collaboration. Approxamitley 8 months later, Zartok-35 productions got off their asses and fixed the problem. They are currently producing Poops, and The Raccoons Videos. In June 2008, Zartok-35 productions was penalized by YouTube for the usage of Family Guy and Calvin and Hobbes in projects outside of YouTube poop. The Zartok35 account was shut down, and prompted a retaliation. A replacment account up within 10 hours after the incedent. Many mediocre videos were lost.
First poop seen[edit]
Reception[edit]
Material[edit]
Zartok-35 productions thrived off of a number of TV shows. Most notably The Raccoons. Clips from Super Mario World, CD-i, Inu-Yasha, Azumanga Daioh, Garfield and friends, Trailerpark boys, Girls Brvo, Rover Dangefield, and Ferngully have also wound up in the melting pan.
Style[edit]
Zartok-35 is by no means an Analogue Pooper, but he shares the belief that they want their audience to enjoy their poops as interesting montage of media artefacts rather than an act of media destruction or subversion, and using certain media in a poop as a reworking, cameo or as an act of fandom. This has led to sevral odd and unusual methods of pooping.
Acts and methods Commonly seen in Zartok-35 poop:
- Repetition
- Dubbing sevral sound bytes over one clip
- Sentence mixing
- Constant pointless musical interludes (Song abuse)
- Semi-repetetive (item) List jokes (What happened to you three? ... All toasters toast...)
- Ear Rape
Preferred Tech[edit]
Good old shitty old Windows Movie Maker
Random Crap[edit]
- Name: Elijah
- Age: 16
- Sex: Guy
- Account: http://www.youtube.com/user/zartok36
- Country: Canada
- Birth Date: December 2nd 1992
In memory of the OLD Zartok-35 branch Windows movie maker program. It was quite possibly the worst program I have ever worked with, but it did the job. Not very well, but well enough.
