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== Quotes and things == | == Quotes and things == | ||
| − | * '''[[Daffy Duck]]''': Sings '' | + | * '''[[Daffy Duck]]''': Sings ''Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?'' (NXGMRVE) |
| − | * '''[[Candy Shop Owner]]''' (aka '''Bill'''): "This is called a rab | + | * '''[[Candy Shop Owner]]''' (aka '''Bill'''): "This is called a rab suoitpmuylididmurcs." (NXGBSWATC) |
* '''[[Mario]]''': "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, EAT MY SHORT DICK!!!" (TIVOHTGTTH) | * '''[[Mario]]''': "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, EAT MY SHORT DICK!!!" (TIVOHTGTTH) | ||
| − | * ''' | + | * '''Politician''': "We should insist that people in both parties come together to try and solve the problems." |
| − | ** ''' | + | ** '''Narrator''' "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." (FTB) |
| − | * ''' | + | * '''Checkout Scanner''': "Please scan the milk on your ass." (NXGWDKYMYP) |
* "Do you have smaller portions for children?" "No, but we have larger portions for adults." (NXGBSWATC) | * "Do you have smaller portions for children?" "No, but we have larger portions for adults." (NXGBSWATC) | ||
* "We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fishpool." "Do-o-o Jesus! [[Mama Luigi]], gamblin' by my fishpool?! I'll strip poker YOU, sir!" (SAA) | * "We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fishpool." "Do-o-o Jesus! [[Mama Luigi]], gamblin' by my fishpool?! I'll strip poker YOU, sir!" (SAA) | ||
| − | * ''' | + | * '''Bandleader''': "I officially welcome all of you to the Piece of Sh*t Finger Band!" (NXGMRVE) |
* '''Mario''': "You know what they say...Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." (TIVOHTGTTH) | * '''Mario''': "You know what they say...Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." (TIVOHTGTTH) | ||
* '''[[TV Ted]]''': "I feel so good when I hear a fart!" (NXGBSWATC) | * '''[[TV Ted]]''': "I feel so good when I hear a fart!" (NXGBSWATC) | ||
| − | * ''' | + | * '''Harry the Bear''': "And now, in true American spirit, we bring you the following." (EMFADYL) |
| − | * ''' | + | * '''Danny's Dad''': "F*** the Philippines! They can fill up my ass." (SAA) |
:''Please note: NextG Project does not take the same opinion towards the Philippines'' | :''Please note: NextG Project does not take the same opinion towards the Philippines'' | ||
* '''Narrator''': "Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes..." (NRBORWTCU) | * '''Narrator''': "Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes..." (NRBORWTCU) | ||
* '''Bill''': "You look like you were born to be a Wonkerer!" (NXGBSWATC) | * '''Bill''': "You look like you were born to be a Wonkerer!" (NXGBSWATC) | ||
** '''Off-Screen Man''': "Shut up." | ** '''Off-Screen Man''': "Shut up." | ||
| + | * '''[[Knuckles]]''': Tails! Get off!! (WSWYRNH) | ||
| + | ** '''[[Tails]]''': NO!!! | ||
| + | ** '''Knuckles''': If you're going to grope a girl, have the gallantry to stay in the room with her while you're doing it, hmm? | ||
| + | ** '''[[Sonic]]''': Hey you, get off my princess!! | ||
| + | ** '''Tails''': NO!!! | ||
| + | ** '''Sonic''': YOU MUST DIE!!! | ||
| + | ** '''[[Soldier]]''': And then he beat the crap outta Tails! | ||
| + | * '''Punchinello the Clown''': Hi, Peter! | ||
| + | ** '''[[WTF? Kid|Peter]]''': ''(responds with a shocked face)'' | ||
| + | * '''Sammy Stephens''': Living rooms! Bedrooms! Dinnets! Oh, yeah! You can find 'em! At the market! We're talkin' 'bout Flea Market! Montgomery! It's just like. It's just like. A mini. MAWL. | ||
Latest revision as of 11:03, 15 August 2014
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Hello! Welcome to NextG Project. NextG Project is a multimedia creator and that, of course, includes good ol' YouTube Poop.
I was recently invited to join YouTubePoop.com, and of course I accepted! See what NextG's been doing lately!
Acronyms and abbreviations[edit]
- NXGMRVE or RANDOM: NextG's Most Random Video Ever!
- NXGBSWATC or BIG SHOW: NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!
- NXGWDKYMYP or (WHAT DOESN'T) KILL YA: NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop
NextG Poop[edit]
- FTB or FREE: Free to Be, the first regular installment.
- EMFADYL or FOOT: Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.
- NRBORWTCU or BILLY: Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up
- SAA, SLEDGE, or AUDIOTAPE: Sledgehammers and Audiotapes
- SHWIPUM or STUFF: Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music, my worst poop. Seriously.
- TIVOHTGTTH, INSTRUCTIONS, or HOTELS: The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels, basically the instruction book adapted to video (LOL)
- AAHHHDTYT or HAPPY: And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You Too
- WSWYRND or SARA: Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?
Quotes and things[edit]
- Daffy Duck: Sings Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? (NXGMRVE)
- Candy Shop Owner (aka Bill): "This is called a rab suoitpmuylididmurcs." (NXGBSWATC)
- Mario: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, EAT MY SHORT DICK!!!" (TIVOHTGTTH)
- Politician: "We should insist that people in both parties come together to try and solve the problems."
- Narrator "What this guy doesn't know is that the problems he's talking about are much harder to solve than ever before." (FTB)
- Checkout Scanner: "Please scan the milk on your ass." (NXGWDKYMYP)
- "Do you have smaller portions for children?" "No, but we have larger portions for adults." (NXGBSWATC)
- "We were playing strip poker up yonder by the fishpool." "Do-o-o Jesus! Mama Luigi, gamblin' by my fishpool?! I'll strip poker YOU, sir!" (SAA)
- Bandleader: "I officially welcome all of you to the Piece of Sh*t Finger Band!" (NXGMRVE)
- Mario: "You know what they say...Yippee-ki-yay, motherf***er." (TIVOHTGTTH)
- TV Ted: "I feel so good when I hear a fart!" (NXGBSWATC)
- Harry the Bear: "And now, in true American spirit, we bring you the following." (EMFADYL)
- Danny's Dad: "F*** the Philippines! They can fill up my ass." (SAA)
- Please note: NextG Project does not take the same opinion towards the Philippines
- Narrator: "Into the basket the poor tin soldier goes..." (NRBORWTCU)
- Bill: "You look like you were born to be a Wonkerer!" (NXGBSWATC)
- Off-Screen Man: "Shut up."
- Knuckles: Tails! Get off!! (WSWYRNH)
- Punchinello the Clown: Hi, Peter!
- Peter: (responds with a shocked face)
- Sammy Stephens: Living rooms! Bedrooms! Dinnets! Oh, yeah! You can find 'em! At the market! We're talkin' 'bout Flea Market! Montgomery! It's just like. It's just like. A mini. MAWL.
