Waluigi

This article is about the anorexic Luigi clone. You may have been looking for the pooper.

This article is filed under Characters.

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Waluigi, pointing at his Chewiki page.

Waluigi is a strange vandal along with Wario. He hasn't appeared in many poops, but it's sure a lot more then 40% of the other characters around Chewiki.

Vandalism

Waluigi has been spotted by the police several times attempting to use MS Paint onto a tournament board. Afterwards, he usually spends time running around aimlessy, only to end up caught by Bowser and ends up tortured for Bowser's pleasure. This usually goes at intense speed.

Afterwards he blows up.

Trivia

• He only has two forms, but there is only one extra form that he is proud of. His counterpart still has many more.
• Occasionally visits the shopkeeper.
• He once broke his back.
• If you aren't brave enough to witness his other form, then I will tell you that he hates the fact that he only appears in Mario spinoff titles. (Though, he doesn't mind being an Assist Trophy in Super Smash Bros. Brawl because he'd at least help fight in with the action.)
• Once recycled into a generator.
• He owns a very, very large pinball machine and a stadium that was originally owned by Wario.
• He knows when you're cheating because only cheaters mess up.

Quotes

• "Waa?"
• "Waluigi hate this game!"
• "Don't expect mouth to mouth!"
• "Waluigi's the superstar!"
• "Nya ha haaa!'
• "WAH-LOO-WEE-GEE!!! YAH YAH YAAH!!!!!"
• "TOO BAD, WALUIGI TIME!"
• "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
• "Today."
• "Not bad...for you."
• "Waaah, this looks too easy."
• "Oh, come on!"
• "Are you sweating?"
• "Don't whiff!"
• "You're cheating!"
• "Only cheaters mess up!"

This is how he usually reacts when you expecting completely different frow what you're currently seeing.

Likes

• Wario
• Pie
• His penis and his balls.
• Being a skinny son of a bitch.
• Sports

Dislikes

• Luigi
• Mario
• Your Penis and your balls.
• Vvaluigi for obvious reasons.
• Eating (That's Wario's job.)