Difference between revisions of "SpongeBob SquarePants (character)"

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Look how gay he looks.

SpongeBob is the main character of his self-titled cartoon show. He is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. His pants are square!

SpongeBob shows us the tragic side effects of Magic Drugs.

He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
He once saved Bikini Bottom by being a God at Guitar Hero.

"It's big, scary, and pink!"
"I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
"I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
"Stare at Patrick!"
"There's no shower at work!"
"See you're on top this time."
"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt."
"I'm a dirty boy!"
"It popped..."
"The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
"Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
"We've been speckledorfed!"
"We've been Ganondorfed!"
"It's normal sized and fully functional!"
"Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?"
"Look at me, Gary! I'm... NAKEEEDD!"
"That didn't help at all!"

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What has been seen here cannot be unseen...

Flunked out of high school, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
Also fails in Driving School regularly.
His IQ is an imaginary number.
In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion. Sad... isn't it?
Is married to Mermaid Man.
Reproduces by budding.
Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.
He is so weak that he once had to have someone else lift his drink off of his hand so he could move it. He can't even lift up a stick with two marshmallows attached to it (but can somehow drag Patrick's rock).
One time, he fell in love and lusted over a Krabby Patty. Yes.
- And then, due to it being awful even for the Sponge's tolerance, he decided to eat its nasty ass.

Sorry you had to see that.

He can rip his pants on command. However, he overused this joke and lost his friends, which turned him emo. He was cured of his emoness by playing a guitar made of sand.
He loves assaulting Gary's mind with subliminal messages.

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 *His IQ is an imaginary number.
 *In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a [[promotion]]. Sad... isn't it?
-*Is married to Sandy (at least he thinks he is).
+*Is married to Mermaid Man.
 *Reproduces by budding.
 *Once made a sweater for Squidward made of his eyelashes. When that failed, he made another made of tears.