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[[Image:CaliforniaSeal.png|frame|The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.]]
 
[[Image:CaliforniaSeal.png|frame|The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.]]
'''California''' is a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world! Dude.
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'''California''' is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious [[United States of America]]! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like [[Disney]]land and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude!
  
The governor is [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]. Tight!
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The governor is [[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]. Excellent!!
  
 
==Dudes Who Live In California==
 
==Dudes Who Live In California==
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==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
*That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'' totally wants to go to like, "California", dude!
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*That dude from ''[[Nintendo|The Wizard]]'', like, totally wants to go to "California", dude!
 
*It's radically hot in California.
 
*It's radically hot in California.
 
*The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of [[Twilight]].
 
*The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of [[Twilight]].

Revision as of 19:19, 16 June 2010

The seal of California. All it needs is a surfboard.

California is, like, a totally gnarly state in the bodacious United States of America! What, with cities like, like, San Francisco and Los Angeles, and cool places like Disneyland and the movie-making capital Hollywood, all you dudes better boogie on down to the pop-culture capital of the world, Dude!

The governor is Arnold Schwarzenegger. Excellent!!

Dudes Who Live In California

Dudes Born In California

Other Information

  • That dude from The Wizard, like, totally wants to go to "California", dude!
  • It's radically hot in California.
  • The history of this attitude-ical state will be given in a future edition of Twilight.
  • Dude! That dude just duded our dudeboards a few dudes ago!
  • Californians do not consistently prefer communication in the "surfer manner" you outsiders pin on them.