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+ | Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk, he lives in a fictional town called Quoahog in Rhode Island. He is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another. He also knows a lot of celebrities such as: Gene Simmons, O.J Simpson, [[Jesus Christ]], etc. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much. | ||
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*TV | *TV | ||
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+ | *Blowjobs | ||
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+ | ==Dislikes== | ||
+ | *Not having Surfin' Bird around him. | ||
+ | *Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs. | ||
==Jobs He Took== | ==Jobs He Took== | ||
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* "Holy crip, he's a crapple!" | * "Holy crip, he's a crapple!" | ||
+ | * "Surfin' Bird is sex...gone!" | ||
+ | * "Don't think you all didn't have a motivemotivemovite. You ''all'' had a motivemotivemotive!" | ||
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[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] |
Revision as of 14:52, 26 May 2010
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Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk, he lives in a fictional town called Quoahog in Rhode Island. He is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another. He also knows a lot of celebrities such as: Gene Simmons, O.J Simpson, Jesus Christ, etc. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much.
He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character if FOX was not so greedy.
Likes
- His friends, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe
- A majority of his family
- Beer
- TV
- Boobies
- Blowjobs
Dislikes
- Not having Surfin' Bird around him.
- Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs.
Jobs He Took
- Toymaker
- Fisherman
- Salesman
- Casheer at Burger King
- President of a tobacco company
- Owner of a restuaunt
- The list just goes on.
Trivia
- He recently graduated from the 4th grade.
- Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses.
- The doctors found bacon bits in his blood.
- He once turned the den into Peewee's Playhouse.
- He was born in Mexico.
- He is a descendant of Moses, Abraham Lincoln and a black guy.