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==Endangered Status==
 
==Endangered Status==
Close to extinction. Only 77 birds remain throughout the lands of Koridai, [[Hyrule]] and [[Gamelon]]. They no longer reside in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. The birds are not affected by [[AIDS]] but are hunted and killed because they tend to poop on [[the King of Hyrule]].
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Close to extinction. Only 76 birds remain throughout the lands of Koridai, [[Hyrule]] and [[Gamelon]]. They no longer reside in the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. The birds are not affected by [[AIDS]] but are hunted and killed because they tend to poop on [[the King of Hyrule]].
  
 
==George's Birds==
 
==George's Birds==

Revision as of 18:39, 2 September 2007

The birds of Koridai have been under attack by the evil forces of Ganon for years. Nowadays, they are either singing, burning, dying, pooping, having sex, or are threatened by the sight of your face.

Gwonam's Love for the Birds

Gwonam seems to care for the birds a lot. He always brings them up and was worried when they were put on the endangered species list after they were the Hyrulian dinner special for two years and were under siege by Goronu, Sleepy Bones and Ganon's minions. Gwonam is a strong supporter of the birds although Zelda, Link and Ganon Jr. still enjoy burning birds for Dinner.

Endangered Status

Close to extinction. Only 76 birds remain throughout the lands of Koridai, Hyrule and Gamelon. They no longer reside in the Mushroom Kingdom. The birds are not affected by AIDS but are hunted and killed because they tend to poop on the King of Hyrule.

George's Birds

A whole other species of birds live near George The Volcano. These birds are planning to migrate to Koridai to interbreed because they are tired of being drenched by George's eruptions of Volcanicity.