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Difference between revisions of "SpongeBob SquarePants (character)"

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(Stephen Hillenburg has stated that SpongeBob is asexual. So, sorry guys.)
(Undo revision 60374 by Special:Contributions/NinjaCoachZ (User talk:NinjaCoachZ) Of course he would say that. He doesn't want controversy, does he? Eventhough SBSP is obviously gay.)
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[[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA!?]]
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[[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|Look how gay he is.]]
SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Still, being a ''kitchen sponge'', it's pretty impressive he's alive at all. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.
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SpongeBob is a retarded, [[gay]] sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.
 
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*"See you're on top this time"
 
*"See you're on top this time"
 
*"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
 
*"All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
*"I'm a dirty boy!"
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*"I'm a dirty boy"
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*"It popped"
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*"Fair Labor? i did not find that on CHINESE Wikpedia!"
 
*"The sky had a baby from my [[Uctions|Cereal box!]]"
 
*"The sky had a baby from my [[Uctions|Cereal box!]]"
 
*"Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
 
*"Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
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*"We've been [[Ganondorf]]ed!"
 
*"We've been [[Ganondorf]]ed!"
 
*"[[Penis|It]]'s normal sized and fully functional"
 
*"[[Penis|It]]'s normal sized and fully functional"
  [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|Spongebob distracted by [[Squidward]]'s [[ass]].]]
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  [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|Spongebob is looking at [[Squidward]]'s [[ass]].]]
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[[Category:Pedophiles]]
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[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
 
[[Category:Retarded Characters]]
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[[Category:Gay Characters]]

Revision as of 14:25, 1 November 2009

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Look how gay he is.

SpongeBob is a retarded, gay sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.

{{#ev:youtube|BSK8en3To3g|320}}

Life As A Hero

  • He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.

Quotes

  • "It's big, scary, and pink!"
  • "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
  • "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
  • "Stare at Patrick!"
  • "There's no shower at work!"
  • "In my pocket"
  • "See you're on top this time"
  • "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
  • "I'm a dirty boy"
  • "It popped"
  • "Fair Labor? i did not find that on CHINESE Wikpedia!"
  • "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
  • "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
  • "We've been speckledorfed!"
  • "We've been Ganondorfed!"
  • "It's normal sized and fully functional"
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Spongebob is looking at Squidward's ass.