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*Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. | *Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. | ||
*I solve practical problems. | *I solve practical problems. | ||
| − | *How am I gonna stop a big mean mother-hupper from tearing me a structurally superfluous new beehive? The answer is a gun. | + | *How am I gonna stop a big mean mother-hupper from tearing me a structurally superfluous new beehive? The answer...is a gun. |
*If that don't work, ''use more gun''! | *If that don't work, ''use more gun''! | ||
*And you best hope... not pointed [[the Melvins|at]] [[you]]. | *And you best hope... not pointed [[the Melvins|at]] [[you]]. | ||
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== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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*Created a time paradox by preventing [[Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain's]] suicide. (NUH-UH [[No|COURTNEY KILLED HIM]]) | *Created a time paradox by preventing [[Kurt Cobain|Kurt Cobain's]] suicide. (NUH-UH [[No|COURTNEY KILLED HIM]]) | ||
*Usually is paired with the [[Soldier]] in a series of cheap comedies known as Team Phailtress 324. | *Usually is paired with the [[Soldier]] in a series of cheap comedies known as Team Phailtress 324. | ||
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*Has an IQ of 187. | *Has an IQ of 187. | ||
*Has 11 [[Diploma Dope|D.E.s]], all of which were originally his. | *Has 11 [[Diploma Dope|D.E.s]], all of which were originally his. | ||
| − | *Loves his toys | + | *Loves his toys, and of course hates when the [[Spy]] SAPS HIS SENTRY and murders his toys, in which a small tear falls from his eye. |
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[[Category: Team Fortress 2]] | [[Category: Team Fortress 2]] | ||
[[Category: Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category: Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
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The Engineer warning you about his heavy caliber sentry.
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The Engineer, or Engineer for short, is one of the people in Team Fortress 2 that is straight. He went to the University of Texas with Dave Grohl to learn how to solve practical problems. He can build gun, more gun, teleporters, dispensers, and destroy them. He also assisted in building Dave Grohl's time machine. He may be able to stop Mama Luigi's reign of terror, but is too busy solving practical problems.
Cultural Heritage: America, Texas
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The red Engineer is being barraged by too many blue Spy's.
Arsenal
- Shotgun: His pa's ol' huntin' weapon.
- Pistol: His pa's ol' huntin...sidearm...
- Wrench:
His pa's ol' huntin' wrenchThis wrench is gifted with the ability to repair and upgrade machinery by simply whacking at them. Amazing! The same does not apply to humans, of course. - PDA: Allows him to prepare or destroy his buildings. No, his pa never used it for hunting.
Quotes
- Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
- I solve practical problems.
- How am I gonna stop a big mean mother-hupper from tearing me a structurally superfluous new beehive? The answer...is a gun.
- If that don't work, use more gun!
- And you best hope... not pointed at you.
- SPY SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY
- ERECTIN' A DISPENSER
Trivia
- Has odd tendencies to spout the conditions of his machines, even on break.
- Created a time paradox by preventing Kurt Cobain's suicide. (NUH-UH COURTNEY KILLED HIM)
- Usually is paired with the Soldier in a series of cheap comedies known as Team Phailtress 324.
- Is a world-famous plastic surgeon. He once used a Super Sucking Vacuum Trap to enlarge a woman's bust.
- Has an IQ of 187.
- Has 11 D.E.s, all of which were originally his.
- Loves his toys, and of course hates when the Spy SAPS HIS SENTRY and murders his toys, in which a small tear falls from his eye.
