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Ushrom is the Nº1 enemy of [[Morshu]], the shopkeeper of [[Koridai]]. He lives in [[Gamelon]], and he  makes a cameo apearance in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]
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Ushrom is the biggest enemy of [[Morshu]], the shopkeeper of [[Koridai]]. He lives in [[Gamelon]], and he  makes a cameo apearance in [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]. He seems to be immortal.
  
 
==Origns==
 
==Origns==
  
Ushrom was borned in 1850s, in a family of bicycles sellers. He went to school when he had 60 years old, and he met [[Mr. Krabs]] (still a baby). He went to the university with 85 years old, and he met [[Morshu]].
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Ushrom was born in 1850 to a family of bicycle sellers. Since they lived in a far-off country with a different culture and far less intelligence, Ushrom went to preschool at the age of 65. While there, he met [[Mr. Krabs|Eugene Krabs]], but he was only five back then. When he went to university at an old age, there, he met a student named Morshu.
  
 
==The War==
 
==The War==
  
His war with [[Morshu]] stated when they had the same idea: a [[shop]] with [[Lamp Oil]], [[Rope]] and [[Bombs]]. So they mae two shops one in front of the other, to see who had more sellers. Sadly [[Morshu]] won the war, but Ushrom had a new idea: a Pet/Artillery Shop, which his bestsellers were [[swords]], [[maps]], [[ockterocks]], [[dodongos]] and [[bonk]] bats (see [[The Scout]]).
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His war with [[Morshu]] stated when they had the same idea: a [[shop]] with [[Lamp Oil]], [[Rope]] and [[Bombs]]. So they made two shops that were just conveniently across the street from each other, in order to see which shop got more customers. Sadly [[Morshu]] won the war, thanks to being ''nicer'' to small children and young women, but this didn't stop Ushrom. Ushrom set up a Pet/Artillery Shop, which sold [[swords]], [[maps]], [[Octoroks]], [[Dodongos]], [[Tektites]], and [[Majora's Mask|creepy-looking masks]]. Too bad his only customers were [[Link]], [[Gwonam]] and [[Ganon]]dorf, but who cares. At least he got customers, nyeah.
 
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==Nowadays==
 
==Nowadays==
  
He's traveling around the [[Poop Dimension]], to make even more fortune than [[Morshu]]
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Greedy for money, Ushrom travels around the [[Poop Dimension]] searching for <s>the One Piece</s> great fortune surpassing Morshu's. Unfortunately, it's unlikely he'll ever succeed, considering that he's a pervert and he's not really popular in Youtube Poops. Too bad for him.
 
 
==See Also==
 
 
 
*[[Morshu]]
 
*[[Lamp oil]]
 
*[[Rope]]
 
*[[Bombs]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Male]]
 
[[Category:Characters - Male]]
 
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[[Category:Pedophiles]]
 
[[Category: Buisness People]]
 
[[Category: Buisness People]]

Revision as of 05:27, 30 April 2009

Ushrom is the biggest enemy of Morshu, the shopkeeper of Koridai. He lives in Gamelon, and he makes a cameo apearance in Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. He seems to be immortal.

Origns

Ushrom was born in 1850 to a family of bicycle sellers. Since they lived in a far-off country with a different culture and far less intelligence, Ushrom went to preschool at the age of 65. While there, he met Eugene Krabs, but he was only five back then. When he went to university at an old age, there, he met a student named Morshu.

The War

His war with Morshu stated when they had the same idea: a shop with Lamp Oil, Rope and Bombs. So they made two shops that were just conveniently across the street from each other, in order to see which shop got more customers. Sadly Morshu won the war, thanks to being nicer to small children and young women, but this didn't stop Ushrom. Ushrom set up a Pet/Artillery Shop, which sold swords, maps, Octoroks, Dodongos, Tektites, and creepy-looking masks. Too bad his only customers were Link, Gwonam and Ganondorf, but who cares. At least he got customers, nyeah.

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Nowadays

Greedy for money, Ushrom travels around the Poop Dimension searching for the One Piece great fortune surpassing Morshu's. Unfortunately, it's unlikely he'll ever succeed, considering that he's a pervert and he's not really popular in Youtube Poops. Too bad for him.