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*King Dedede wants a monster to clobber that damn Kirby.
 
*King Dedede wants a monster to clobber that damn Kirby.
 
*Is a terrible singer. (He's so bad that it could actually kill people.)
 
*Is a terrible singer. (He's so bad that it could actually kill people.)
*Even though most of the things he eats are bigger than he is, Kirby never gets any bigger.
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*Even though most of the things he eats are bigger than he is, Kirby never gets any bigger. (I'm not sure why it's like that though.)
*Kirby wears a shirt; where are his nipples?
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*Kirby wears a shirt; where the [[fuck|puck]] are his nipples?!?!?!?!
*Since Kirby is pink, [[Dan Hibiki]] approves.
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*Since Kirby is a pink guy, [[Dan Hibiki]] approves.
  
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===Kirby? KIRBY?!===
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KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
[[Image:Kirby.jpg|thumb|200px|Oh, sorry, Kirby; thought you were a pillow.]]
 
[[Image:Kirby.jpg|thumb|200px|Oh, sorry, Kirby; thought you were a pillow.]]
  
 
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Revision as of 03:13, 21 April 2009

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Kirby is a cute little pink blob who eats alot of stuff and even gains special powers from eating. King Dedede hates the little fucker, as does Metaknight... somewhat.

Creation

Kirby was created by Masahiro Sakurai at the age 19, and was originally planned to be named "Popopo". The original design was actually just a placeholder, but they liked it so much, they kept it. Just like everything else Nintendo pumps out, Kirby became a hit, got his own series, with his games getting longer, tougher, rounder and more colourful, and he even inspired a manga and anime series, Kirby: Right Back At Ya. Also, Kirby was one of the few characters who actually got into Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and is present in all games of the series. The series doesn't really have many characters, just Kirby, Dedede, Meta Knight, Nightmare, Dark Matter, Adeleine the painter, Chef Kawasaki, Dyna Blade, Knuckle Joe, and the Waddle Dees.


AND YET ALL OF THEM GOT INTO BRAWL SOMEHOW!!!

Trivia

  • Likes making weird faces near King Dedede.
  • Might have a crush on Jigglypuff.
  • Defeats the nightmares in dreams from Dream Land.
  • King Dedede wants a monster to clobber that damn Kirby.
  • Is a terrible singer. (He's so bad that it could actually kill people.)
  • Even though most of the things he eats are bigger than he is, Kirby never gets any bigger. (I'm not sure why it's like that though.)
  • Kirby wears a shirt; where the puck are his nipples?!?!?!?!
  • Since Kirby is a pink guy, Dan Hibiki approves.

Kirby? KIRBY?!

KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh, sorry, Kirby; thought you were a pillow.