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The '''King of Hyrule''' is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.[[Image:Animation_debut5.jpg|thumb|center|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy.]] | The '''King of Hyrule''' is the noble ruler of the land of [[Hyrule]]. He loves talking about [[My Boy|his boi,]] which has been proven to be [[Link]]. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, [[Duke Onkled]]. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of [[Ganon]], but when the king was rescued by [[Zelda]], he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.[[Image:Animation_debut5.jpg|thumb|center|The King of Hyrule, talking about his boy.]] | ||
| + | [[image:639650799-main.jpg|thumb|The King stars in his own game that sold so great you never even heard of it. (avaible on playstation-p0rnable)]] | ||
==Areas of Expertise== | ==Areas of Expertise== | ||
*The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]). | *The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids ([[Cum]]). | ||
Revision as of 07:34, 17 August 2007
The King of Hyrule is the noble ruler of the land of Hyrule. He loves talking about his boi, which has been proven to be Link. He also constantly wonders what's for dinner, and likes to aid his far-away friend, Duke Onkled. However, the duke gave the king over to the forces of Ganon, but when the king was rescued by Zelda, he made Duke Onkled scrub all the floors in Hyrule for his mercy.
Areas of Expertise
- The King has extensive knowledge of what true warriors strive for, whether it be peace, dinner, or certain bodily fluids (Cum).
- The King also has a Wii, but has not released his friend code to the Hyrulian public. He is currently one of the best Wario Ware players, and excells at Mario Party 8.
Likes
- Dinner
- Link
- Arguing with Zelda
- Torturing Duke Onkled
- Being Kidnapped by Ganon
- Saying [[My Boy
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