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Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of an hogasm, leading to unnessecary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care. | Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of an hogasm, leading to unnessecary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care. | ||
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Revision as of 12:37, 24 February 2008
This article is filed under Characters.
Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He's one of the most sexually attractive beings on earth, to the point where catching an glimpse of him is letally dangerous.
Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejacuation called a hogasm. This phenomona can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejactualtion is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of an hogasm, leading to unnessecary aggresion. It's advised to treat them with care.
Trivia
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- He stars in a cartoon.
- Ocasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
Likes
- Penis grills
- Giving people hogasms
- Saying brotha
- Yellow/Red uniforms
- Commercials
- Guys
- Barack Obama
- Wrestling
- George Foreman
- Orgasms
- Hogasms
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Dislikes
- Animal cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- People afraid of admitting their hogasms.
- Linda Hogan
- Gremlins
- The other people who are currently attempting to outsell his grill with their own as follows:
- George Foreman
- Hiroki Narimaya
- Michael Jackson
- Hirohiko Araki
- William H. Seward
- Michael Richards
- Weegee
- Hard Gay
- Tom Cruise
- Captain Falcon
