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|nationality=Spanish | |nationality=Spanish | ||
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| − | + | Lord Kiro is [[King Harkinian|the King]]'s Spaniard Servant who is also known as [[Fox|Zorro]] for some reason. He helped [[Zelda]] find and capture [[Duke Onkled]], and took him away when the King told him to. He has a special power to stop people from doing things when he says the magical phrase "HEY!". Because of this, he was not captured by [[Ganon]]. | |
== After [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon|The Wand of Gamelon]] == | == After [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon|The Wand of Gamelon]] == | ||
| − | + | Lord Kiro stayed as the King's top servant and his only apparent knight. He is the only person who can stop [[James Bond]] (or anyone, for that matter). Occasionally, he obtains the book of [[Koridai]] and [[Sex|fucks]] everyone. He is, unfortunately, one of the only [[Gay|straight]] people in [[Hyrule]]. He also has become the fortune teller in Hyrule, as he knows countless facts, he is even smarter than [[Impa]], and she knows how [[Dr. Light|dangerous]] an old vagina is. Only he and [[God]] know how dangerous those are. | |
== Random Knowledge == | == Random Knowledge == | ||
| − | As stated previously, he is perhaps the smartest person in all of Hyrule, he knows more than the King about [[Duke Onkled]], knowing the brown substance that Duke Onkled's [[PENIS|penis]] is made out of. He was also able to find out [[Hektad]]'s fate, that he would [[Die|die]], even though | + | As stated previously, he is perhaps the smartest person in all of Hyrule, he knows more than the King about [[Duke Onkled]], knowing the brown substance that Duke Onkled's [[PENIS|penis]] is made out of. He was also able to find out [[Hektad]]'s fate, that he would [[Die|die]], even though Lord Kiro is unable to time travel. It is rumored that he will be in the next Perfect Dark; he even predicted it. He also does a good R2-D2 impersonation. |
== Trivia == | == Trivia == | ||
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== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|Here's the traitor, your majesty!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|[[Duke Onkled]] betrayed the King!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|[[Duke Onkled]]'s [[PENIS|dick]] is made of [[chocolate]]!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|HEY!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|Strike the head of the portrait to enter Duke Onkled's chamber!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|I'll make sure he doesn't get away!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|I betrayed the King!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|[[Yes]], my liege!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|I'm the traitor, your majesty!!!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|Here's the [[Ganon|rapist]] your majesty!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|Yeh, mon seigneur!}} |
| − | {{poopquote| | + | {{poopquote|Lord Kiro|[[Yes]] that's right; [[I]] don't like to see the [[AIDS]] Gila under [[Bill Clinton|Clin]][[Hillary Clinton|ton's]] Huh!}} |
| − | {{DEFAULTSORT: | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Kiro, Lord}} |
[[Category:CD-i]] | [[Category:CD-i]] | ||
[[Category:Video Game Characters]] | [[Category:Video Game Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 17:50, 7 April 2017
This article is filed under Characters.Lord Kiro is the King's Spaniard Servant who is also known as Zorro for some reason. He helped Zelda find and capture Duke Onkled, and took him away when the King told him to. He has a special power to stop people from doing things when he says the magical phrase "HEY!". Because of this, he was not captured by Ganon.
After The Wand of Gamelon
Lord Kiro stayed as the King's top servant and his only apparent knight. He is the only person who can stop James Bond (or anyone, for that matter). Occasionally, he obtains the book of Koridai and fucks everyone. He is, unfortunately, one of the only straight people in Hyrule. He also has become the fortune teller in Hyrule, as he knows countless facts, he is even smarter than Impa, and she knows how dangerous an old vagina is. Only he and God know how dangerous those are.
Random Knowledge
As stated previously, he is perhaps the smartest person in all of Hyrule, he knows more than the King about Duke Onkled, knowing the brown substance that Duke Onkled's penis is made out of. He was also able to find out Hektad's fate, that he would die, even though Lord Kiro is unable to time travel. It is rumored that he will be in the next Perfect Dark; he even predicted it. He also does a good R2-D2 impersonation.
Trivia
- He's one of the more average guys when it comes to popularity in the CD-i universe.
Quotes
40px Lord Kiro Here's the traitor, your majesty!
40px Lord Kiro Duke Onkled betrayed the King!
40px Lord Kiro Duke Onkled's dick is made of chocolate!
40px Lord Kiro HEY!
40px Lord Kiro Strike the head of the portrait to enter Duke Onkled's chamber!
40px Lord Kiro I'll make sure he doesn't get away!
40px Lord Kiro I betrayed the King!
40px Lord Kiro I'm the traitor, your majesty!!!
40px Lord Kiro Yeh, mon seigneur!
