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''Everything is lies. EVERYTHING IS LIES!!'' ~Cammy
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Well, not any more! With '''Wikipedia''', we promise to tell you nothing but the truth! We make sure to source every claim and only the most notable things in the world will be listed, which is why we have articles for the head elf in ''The Santa Clause'' and Shia LaBeouf's girlfriend in ''[[Transformers]]''! No sir, you won't find unimportant things like articles for the main characters in [[Tekken]] or in Soulcalibur! Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
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Well, not any more! With '''Wikipedia''', we promise to tell you nothing but the truth! We make sure to source every claim and only the most notable things in the world will be listed! Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
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==What Is It?==
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:''"It is true that it is the winners who write history. But it is the losers who write the [[Transformers]] Wikipedia entry.''<br> ~[[Starscream]]
  
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==What Is It?==
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[[Image:YOUSUCK.jpg|thumb|An example of what you can do on Wikipedia.]]
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[[File:Wikipops.png|thumb|Another example of what you can do on Wikipedia.]]
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An online encyclopedia that any user, [[anonymous]] or logged into an account, can edit (except on pages that are protected/semi-protected). It runs on some engine called "MediaWiki", who's logo is pretty much some big flower with brackets around it.
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Wikipedia has inspired many Wikis; such as wikiHow, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and even [[Chewiki|this very place]]. Also a frequent target of vandalism, though this is usually cleaned-up quickly.
  
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*An online encyclopedia that may have inspired [[Chewiki|this very place]]. Also a frequent target of vandalism. "Can be edited by anyone" doesn't seem like such a good idea now, eh?
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Wikipedia has recently changed its default layout, [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikipedia&diff=361971836&oldid=361971521 resulting in backlash.]
  
 
==How It Came To Be==
 
==How It Came To Be==
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Wikipedia was created by James "Jimbo" Wales. He created it because he wanted to create a compilation of all the knowledge in the world. This is despite the fact that he rejects things he considers "[[Wrong|not notable]]". It is believed that an overdose on information compiled on Wikipedia may greatly expand one's vocabulary to astronomical levels, possibly to the irritation of the flesh creatures around yourself.
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[[No|Wikipedia is the retards' chalkboard.
 
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It was born in 2001 and was a result of all 12 forms of]] [[Luigi]] [[No|dumping the bodies of bombed]] [[Octorok|Octoroks]]. [[No|Unfortunately, ]][[Debrotherized Luigi]] [[No|dropped a bottle of]] [[Volvic]] [[No|revive onto the corpses, the radioactive properties of the Ginseng and Guarana caused the bodies to re-animate. The Oktoroks then decided to create an anti-terrorism website, but when the website got to the internet one of the debugging features from the websites creation was left undeleted; the edit button. Waves upon waves of merciless n00bs came and vandalized the website until it finally formed the hideous creation today know as Wikipedia.]]
 
  
 
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*The free encyclopedia.
 
*The free encyclopedia.
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[[Image:Bouncywikilogo.gif|frame|right|Why are you like this when I'm away?]]
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*This ''(insert adjective here)'' article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
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[[Image:Wikisplode.gif|frame|left|It can explode if no one's around it for an entire day!]]
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-This is here so no-one gets sued; pay no attention to it.
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==Common Vandalism==
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Wikipedia is subject to various vandalism. Don't believe us? Check through the Recent Changes page there...if [[you]] can keep up. Seriously, those guys are quick bastards.
  
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Wikipedia® is a registered trademark of the Wikimedia Foundation, Inc., a U.S. registered 501(c)(3) tax-deductible nonprofit charity.
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*Some vandalism may consist of [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sonny_With_a_Chance&diff=353429369&oldid=353422057 changing around random text], or [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Christopher_Walken&diff=329275464&oldid=328274729 altering statistics to say rather absurd stuff]. In fact, it has been theorized that 900000000000000300000d000% of vandalism consists of altering percentages.
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*Some vandalism [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=October_29&action=historysubmit&diff=322832377&oldid=322819712 consists of unsourced facts.]
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*Some vandalism is added by spambots, posting grammatically crude messages with external links about odd stuff nobody cares about. By the way, you can get "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0md6Flcrd0s Celebyrx for dogs rimadayl]", and free Viagra, at many local stores, worldwide!
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**[http://youchew.net/wiki/index.php?title=Chain_Poop&diff=prev&oldid=78525 Looks like spammers have even targeted ''this'' very Wiki.]
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***Hell, 99% of Chewiki's [http://www.youchew.net/wiki/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block Block Log] contains [[dead]] spambots.
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*Some vandals may just simply blank a page without explanation.
  
 
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Latest revision as of 09:56, 23 October 2014

Wikipedia's logo.
Everything is lies. EVERYTHING IS LIES!!
~Cammy


Well, not any more! With Wikipedia, we promise to tell you nothing but the truth! We make sure to source every claim and only the most notable things in the world will be listed! Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

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Wikipedia also has an article about Wikipedia.


What Is It?[edit]

"It is true that it is the winners who write history. But it is the losers who write the Transformers Wikipedia entry.
~Starscream
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An example of what you can do on Wikipedia.
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Another example of what you can do on Wikipedia.

An online encyclopedia that any user, anonymous or logged into an account, can edit (except on pages that are protected/semi-protected). It runs on some engine called "MediaWiki", who's logo is pretty much some big flower with brackets around it.

Wikipedia has inspired many Wikis; such as wikiHow, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and even this very place. Also a frequent target of vandalism, though this is usually cleaned-up quickly.

Wikipedia has recently changed its default layout, resulting in backlash.

How It Came To Be[edit]

Wikipedia was created by James "Jimbo" Wales. He created it because he wanted to create a compilation of all the knowledge in the world. This is despite the fact that he rejects things he considers "not notable". It is believed that an overdose on information compiled on Wikipedia may greatly expand one's vocabulary to astronomical levels, possibly to the irritation of the flesh creatures around yourself.

Known Quotes[edit]

  • The free encyclopedia.
  • [citation needed]
Why are you like this when I'm away?
  • This (insert adjective here) article is a stub. You can help Wikipedia by expanding it.
It can explode if no one's around it for an entire day!

Common Vandalism[edit]

Wikipedia is subject to various vandalism. Don't believe us? Check through the Recent Changes page there...if you can keep up. Seriously, those guys are quick bastards.

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