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5 is the 5th number in the numerical system. it is after 4 and right before 6. it is 2 numbers ahead of 3 and 3 numbers before 8.
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[[Image:5year-vfl165239.jpg|thumb|[[YouTube]] on its '''fifth''' birthday. Happy 5th, YouTube!]]
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'''5'''... what is it? 5 is often neglected in favour of its peers, [[4]], [[2]], and [[1]]. 5 and [[3]] are the red-headed stepchildren of the first five numbers, but this neglect has turned them against their brothers as they seek vengeance. Unfortunately, they are not very successful, as many kindergarten children tend to forget about them.
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[[File:Gospeedracergo.gif|thumb|right|Speed Racer and the Mach [[5]].]]
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==Quotes==
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*[[George the Volcano]] - Five!
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*[[Rugrats|Angelica Pickles]] - 555-555-5555!
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==Trivia==
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*If [[you]]'re ''555'', than [[I]]'m [[666]].
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*The [[Funky Fisherman]] likes to do his counting down from '''5'''.
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*'''Five''' Alive is a drink.
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*[[Grimlock]] is one of '''five''' Dinobots.
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*[[Speed Racer|Speed]] races in the Mach '''5'''.
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**Speaking of which, "Go" is how you pronounce 5 in [[Japan]]ese.
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*Give me a '''5'''th of [[booze]].
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[[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]]

Latest revision as of 22:37, 13 May 2014

YouTube on its fifth birthday. Happy 5th, YouTube!

5... what is it? 5 is often neglected in favour of its peers, 4, 2, and 1. 5 and 3 are the red-headed stepchildren of the first five numbers, but this neglect has turned them against their brothers as they seek vengeance. Unfortunately, they are not very successful, as many kindergarten children tend to forget about them.

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Speed Racer and the Mach 5.

Quotes[edit]

Trivia[edit]

  • If you're 555, than I'm 666.
  • The Funky Fisherman likes to do his counting down from 5.
  • Five Alive is a drink.
  • Grimlock is one of five Dinobots.
  • Speed races in the Mach 5.
    • Speaking of which, "Go" is how you pronounce 5 in Japanese.
  • Give me a 5th of booze.