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Mario Mario is the fake version of [[Real Mario]], just like how [[Luigi Mario]] is the fake version of [[Real Luigi]]. For some strange reason, [[no|he wants to have incestral sex with Luigi Mario, even though he's practically his dad as well as his brother.]] Who knew the Mario family [[no|was so fucked up?]]
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Mario Mario was the fake version of [[Real Mario]], just like how [[Luigi Mario]] is the fake version of [[Real Luigi]]. For some strange reason, [[no|he wanted to have incestral sex with Luigi Mario, even though he was practically his dad as well as his brother.]] Who knew the Mario family [[no|was so fucked up?]]
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He died on the 1st of May, 2014.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
*"A long, long time ago, the Earth was ruled by [[Yoshi|dinosaurs.]]"
 
*"They were big, so [[no]]t a lot of people went around hassling them."
 
*"Then, a giant meteorite struck the Earth. Goodbye [[Yoshi|Dinosaurs!]]"
 
*"But what if the [[Yoshi|dinosaurs]] weren't all destroyed? What if the impact of that meteorite created a parallel dimension ''where the [[Yoshi|dinosaurs]] continue to thrive and evolve into intelligent, vicious, aggressive beings?!''"
 
*"And hey.. what if they found a way back?!"
 
 
*"I believe it."
 
*"I believe it."
 
*"What is it?!"
 
*"What is it?!"
*"Finally, [[Real Mario]] is [[die|dead]]. That means that [[I]] can finally take on the role as Real Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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*"Finally, [[Real Mario]] is [[dead]]. That means that [[I]] can finally take on the role as Real Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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*"Strap your belt on, kid - we're goin' in."
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*He [[love]]s confusing police officers by saying that both his first and last names are [[Mario]].
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*He [[love]]ed confusing police officers by saying that both his first and last names are [[Mario]].
*He also doesn't like [[fat]] [[African]] bitches, especially for [[sex]]ual pleasures.
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*He also didn't like [[fat]] [[African]] bitches, especially for [[sex]]ual pleasures.
*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] was once wondering if he was joking about his last name being Mario.
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*The [[Nostalgia Critic]] was once wondering if he was joking about his and [[Luigi Mario]]'s last names both being [[Mario]].
 
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Latest revision as of 09:46, 8 May 2014

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Name: Mario Mario
Appears In: The Super Mario Bros. Movie
Sex: Male
Age: 68 (No Joke!)
Occupation(s): Plumber/Dinosaur Exterminator
Played By: Bob Hoskins

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Mario Mario was the fake version of Real Mario, just like how Luigi Mario is the fake version of Real Luigi. For some strange reason, he wanted to have incestral sex with Luigi Mario, even though he was practically his dad as well as his brother. Who knew the Mario family was so fucked up?

He died on the 1st of May, 2014.

Quotes[edit]

  • "I believe it."
  • "What is it?!"
  • "Finally, Real Mario is dead. That means that I can finally take on the role as Real Mario once and for all! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • "Strap your belt on, kid - we're goin' in."

Trivia[edit]