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[[Image:Oreillymad.jpg|200px|thumb|Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.]]
 
[[Image:Oreillymad.jpg|200px|thumb|Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.]]
 
[[Image:070221 keithBio vsmall.widec.jpg|200px|thumb|His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann]]
 
[[Image:070221 keithBio vsmall.widec.jpg|200px|thumb|His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann]]
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HE DOESN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS PAGE!!
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==Source==
 
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== When it comes down to it ==
 
== When it comes down to it ==
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Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best 'newscaster' on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name, for some sick twisted reason.
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Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best political pundit on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.
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At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show.
  
 
O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!
 
O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!
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He also has his own version of [[Diploma Dope]], which he calls [[O'Reilly Dope]].
 
He also has his own version of [[Diploma Dope]], which he calls [[O'Reilly Dope]].
  
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==Memorable quotes=
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He also has a little child by the name of Lil' O'Reilly.
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*"Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable."
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*"It's gay parade time!"
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== People He Interviewed ==
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*"Hi I'm Bill O'Reilly"
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*The [[Insane Clown Posse]]
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*"Because YOU don't like YouTube!"
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*[[Mike Tyson]]
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*"LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA"
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*[[DIE|Marilyn Manson]]
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*"Caution! ''You'' are about to enter ''the'' Spin Zone!"
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*[[Mr. T]]
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*"SHUT UP"
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*[[You|Howard Stern]]
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*"Cut her mic off"
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*The O RLY? Owl
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*"ON FIRE!"
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*Lil' O'Reilly
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*"They know you're a"
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*The Enclosed [[Uctions]] [[Macintosh|Apple]]
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*"Ghe-tto."
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{{vid|3Yyp43mZq7s}}
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*"Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day."
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*"If you question anything you're gay!"
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==Memorable Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Caution! You are about to enter The No Spin Zone, The Factor begins right now!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Hi!  I'm Bill O'Reilly.  Thanks for watching us tonight.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Cumming?}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Entitlements!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Get specific rather than this BS}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|[[Patrick Star|Pinhead]] alert!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|And now The Factor tip of the day!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|SHUT UP!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Billoreilly.com}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Evangelicals are silly nutcases.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|ON FIRE!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|That is the subject of tonight's talking points.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Ghe-tto.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Hahahahahahahahahaha.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Persian Gulf.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day.}}
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[[Image:O'Reilly Dope.PNG|thumb|right|He knows what you do at night...]]
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|[[FUCK]] IT!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|WE'LL DO IT LIVE!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|FUCKING THING SUCKS!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|If you question anything you're gay!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Harry Belafonte!}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Mah earl mah earl mah earl.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Obama is a terrorist from Kenya.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|People who like ''Saw'' are satanists.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|So you think your [[M. Bison|Delicious?]]}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Their watchdog. Watchdog.}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|UH-WEE}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Do you care about your audience?}}
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{{poopquote|Bill O'Reilly|Go home and [[Magic Drugs|smoke something.]]}}
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[[Category:Real People]]

Latest revision as of 21:12, 23 December 2013

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Bill O'Reilly doing what he does best. Bloviate.
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His arch-nemesis Keith Olbermann

HE DOESN'T HAVE A RIGHT TO BE IN THIS PAGE!!


Source[edit]

When it comes down to it[edit]

Despite having to have reconstructive surgery on his face at birth, he's still the best political pundit on FOX News. And that's saying a lot. He enjoys telling people his name repeatedly, for some sick twisted reason.

At completely inappropriate moments, O'Reilly (Or Billo as he's come to be known.) will break out into song on his show.

O'REILLY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!!

He also has his own version of Diploma Dope, which he calls O'Reilly Dope.

He also has a little child by the name of Lil' O'Reilly.

People He Interviewed[edit]

{{#ev:youtube|3Yyp43mZq7s|320}}

Memorable Quotes[edit]

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Caution! You are about to enter The No Spin Zone, The Factor begins right now!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Hi! I'm Bill O'Reilly. Thanks for watching us tonight.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Cumming?

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Entitlements!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Get specific rather than this BS

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Pinhead alert!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

And now The Factor tip of the day!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

SHUT UP!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Time for the most ridiculous itemoftheDAAAAAAAY

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Well Heather, I say the far left loons, who took my analysis out of context are despicable.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

LLLLLLEEEFFFFFFTTTTTT WWWWWIIIIINNNNGGGG MMMMMMEEEEEDDDDDDDIIIAAAA

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Billoreilly.com

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Evangelicals are silly nutcases.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

ON FIRE!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

That is the subject of tonight's talking points.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Ghe-tto.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Persian Gulf.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Newsflash Bill, gays are around gays every day.

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He knows what you do at night...
Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

FUCK IT!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

FUCKING THING SUCKS!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

If you question anything you're gay!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Harry Belafonte!

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Mah earl mah earl mah earl.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Obama is a terrorist from Kenya.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

People who like Saw are satanists.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

So you think your Delicious?

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Their watchdog. Watchdog.

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

UH-WEE

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Do you care about your audience?

Bill O'Reilly Bill O'Reilly

Go home and smoke something.

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