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The Ducktective

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In Brief[edit]

The Ducktective, nicknamed Duckman (born April 3, 1998) is a YouTube Pooper that started in 2017 known for creating Alex Jones and the Lizard Penis Society, which was his first YouTube Poop, and The Nutshack Gang Goes to Bat Country, his second YTP. He also has made a couple of rant-like videos, one talking about his high school experience, and how insane some of the kids there were, and a video game review of the 2003 Bionicle game on the Game Boy Advance, and he made a video talking about Pink Floyd's early history back when Syd Barrett was the lead vocalist. He plans on making more music related videos in the future, along with talking about animation.

He also made a mixtape in six hours under the artist name "Duk Sezin" where he mixed together songs he's listened to with memes, such as Keemstar, Alex Jones, Snotty Boy from Barnyard, All Star by Smash Mouth, Kanye West saying "Poopy-di Scoop" and more.

He is currently working on a sequel to his first YTP, Alex Jones and the Lizard Penis Society, but has been slower with production due to getting more into music, having less time than usual, and working on other projects.


He started to watch YouTube Poops since the year 2009, however, what got him interested in making them himself was after watching EmperorLemon and Cartoonlover98's videos. He loved the use of sentence mixing and dark humor, such as 9/11 jokes, racial jokes, and sex jokes. He wanted to make YouTube Poops with all that plus political satire, and after downloading Sony Vegas Pro 14, he decided to create his first YouTube Poop in December 2017, and is planning on much more in the future.

First poop made[edit]

Alex Jones and the Lizard Penis Society


Lots of sentence mixing, dark comedy and political satire are in his YouTube Poops, as well as the occasional visual gag.

Preferred Sources[edit]

  • Alex Jones
  • The Nutshack
  • Shrek
  • Cool Cat Saves the Kids

Preferred Software[edit]

Sony Vegas Pro 14


  • Duckman
  • Mafia/crime films
  • Memes
  • RPGs
  • Psychedelic rock
  • Music
  • Animation
  • Writing


  • Left-wing or right-wing extremists
  • Political correctness
  • Most cartoon reviewers
  • Normies
  • Most politicians
  • Most anime
  • Overly offended people
  • Journalism
  • People who unironically use the term "Gamer"


While he hasn't gotten many views on his YouTube Poop Alex Jones and the Lizard Penis Society, most of the people who have seen it liked it, and thought it was great for a first YouTube Poop.


His friends have said that he needs to get better at putting images and cropping faces into his YouTube Poops, specifically a couple of scenes in The Nutshack Gang Goes to Bat Country.


He had a first YouTube Poop that was well liked by the general public, and it even aged good in comparison to other first YTPs.


Poop Listing[edit]

  • Alex Jones and the Lizard Penis Society
  • The Nutshack Gang Goes to Bat Country
  • The Amazing Atheist Eats Children at Cluckin' Bell


  • His favorite game of all time is Persona 5.
  • His favorite cartoon of all time is Duckman.
  • Has stated that his favorite album of all time is Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd, but the albums he considers to be close to the best are Closer by Joy Division, Kid A by Radiohead and The Fragile by Nine Inch Nails.
  • He is a huge fan of Breaking Bad and The Sopranos.
  • He prefers PlayStation over Nintendo, Microsoft and Steam, however he believes that the Nintendo 64 is on equal grounds to the PlayStation 1.
  • He has stated that some of his favorite music artists include Pink Floyd, Radiohead, Joy Division, Death Grips, The Doors, Rage Against the Machine, Jimi Hendrix, Nine Inch Nails, Gorillaz, Marilyn Manson, Kanye West, The Notorious B.I.G., 2Pac, Nas, Tyler the Creator, and Bob Dylan.
  • He has a RateYourMusic account, and has rated over 200 albums on the website. He has given out more positive scores than negative, due to the fact that he doesn't go out of his way to look for bad music most of the time, and comes across it mostly when an artist he otherwise likes makes an album he hates.
  • Loves It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
  • He likes The Nutshack in a so bad it's good kind of way, and watches it in the same way someone would watch The Room or Cool Cat Saves the Kids.
  • He loves to play Counter-Strike: Global Offensive whenever he's bored.
  • Mumkey Jones is one of his favorite YouTubers.
  • Favorite Poopers are EmperorLemon and FlyingKitty.
  • His favorite film directors are Quentin Tarantino, Ralph Bakshi, Stanley Kubrick, and Martin Scorsese.
  • He considers himself to be a classical liberal, though has a mixture of left-wing and right-wing views. He also watches YouTubers from both the skeptic and progressive community. Despite having more left wing views however, he highly dislikes both Bill and Hillary Clinton, as well as stating that he dislikes most politicians.
  • He lives in Washington state.
  • His 10 favorite movies are in no particular order; Pulp Fiction, Borat, Fight Club, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Team America: World Police, The Good, The Bad and The Ugly, Scarface, Casino, Apocalypse Now, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
  • He is bisexual.


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