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Robotnik's Emporium

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Mah Boi! This game is sold at all Robotnik emporiums.
Robotnik treating one of his customers in kind.

Robotnik's Emporium is a business run by none other than the notorious and overweight Robotnik.

History[edit]

Robotnik's Emporium was founded in 1989 by Dr. Robotnik.

The emporium was mainly established to ship and develop bombs, but has also been known to ship firecrackers, instruction books, and buckets of chicken in the past. Around 1998, Robotnik considered using the Coney Island Disco Palace as the emporium's headquarters. Robotnik later abandoned plans of moving, due to a dramatically small number of KFCs in the area.

Now Robotnik's emporium is severely damaged because King Koopa bombed it instead of its next-door neighbor, Kingdom Cum.

Shipping[edit]

The Robotnik Express also stops there regularly, occasionally demolishing the place and creating a massive explosion. When it's not in shambles however, the place is quite lovely and has some excellent interior design in the populuxe style.

Hours[edit]

  • 12:00 P.M. through 12:03 P.M. Tuesdays,
  • 8:42 A.M. through 10:26 Thursdays and Saturdays,
  • Open all day Wednesdays,
  • Closed for the third Friday of every year

Hours change simultaneously during the month of February.

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