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KevMcallister
In brief[edit]
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE. KEVMCALLISTER IS A NIGERIAN PRINCE WHO HAS JUST INHERITED A FORTUNE RESTING SOMEWHERE IN THE BILLIONS. HOWEVER, DUE TO RECENT DEVELOPMENTS, BEFORE KEV HAS ACCESS TO HIS INHERITANCE HE NEEDS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER AND BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER. IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE KEVMCALLISTER IS WILLING TO WIRE $1,23,293404772,2484f234348356256 DOLLARS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ONCE THE DUST HAS SETTLED AND PROBLEMS ARE NO LONGER LOOMING. NIGERIAN PRINCE KEVMCALLISTER NEEDS YOUR HELP, WILL YOU STEP UP TO THE CHALLENGE?
History[edit]
Named after the main character of those shitty Home Alone movies, youtube's very own kevmcallister is a poophead for sure. His poops range from kind-of-funny to completely bizarre/unfunny. kevmcallister joined the Youtube Poop community in January of 2009. His first like 10 poops were all Family Matters related, were all over 5 minutes in length, and all kind of sucked. Over the past 2 years his sources have varied and so has his pooping abilities. As of January of 2011, he has 42 subscribers and over 18,000 upload views.
First poop seen[edit]
First poop made[edit]
Who put the starch in his tutu?
Style[edit]
Weird. Kev likes to utilize Tourrette's Guy sound clips, Mario from Hotel Mario saying "no", sentence mixing, NES music, and really just usually turns every source into a garbled mess.
Preferred Sources[edit]
- Family Matters
- Hotel Mario
- King of the Hill
- Home Alone
Preferred Methods[edit]
- Stutter loop
- Sentence Mixing
- Slow-mo
- Reverse
Preferred Software[edit]
Sony Vegas 9.0
Likes[edit]
Kev likes YTPMVs, fads, and memes.
Dislikes[edit]
Kev is widely known for deeply hating every aspect of his own work.
Reception[edit]
None.
Criticism[edit]
Kevmcallister's early poops were generally all unnecessarily long, poorly made, and without any meaning or substance. Many people who witness kevmcallister's poop typically have complaints about sound effects or crappy editing.
Achievements[edit]
Has 5 videos with DCMA content matches. Is a ban in his future?
Associates[edit]
- StubGrundy
- cvorrias
In Real Life[edit]
- StubGrundy
- cvorrias
Online[edit]
...
Influences[edit]
- Shroomhead1
- DurhamRockerZ
- KroboProductions
- MilkShakeManCP
- WalrusGuy
- Waldfield
- Deepercutt
- Cs188
- PoopChanne1
Fans[edit]
None.
Other Information[edit]
kevmcallister is not very funny.
Trivia[edit]
Kevmcallister has a bachelor's degree. I know, what a chump.
