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Smirking Bitch
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This article is featured, and considered one of the best Chewiki has to offer.She is evil. Pure evil incarnate. Not even Dracula's might could stand up to the mighty Smirking Bitch. - SkyPrower's summarization of the Smirking Bitch.
In Brief[edit]
When the community turned to view their nostalgic forum and Chewiki pages at pooparchive.com (now defunct) on June 4th 2009, they were shocked to see the pages gone and replaced by a smiling teenage girl. Chaos ensued.
The forum decided to name her "The Smirking Bitch"
But the madness eventually faded after 3 days and the bitch turned into the French Maid. Soon after, the archives were restored, and peace returned to Youchew.
Who Was To Blame?[edit]
There were many suspects and situations to what had caused the disappearance of the archives:
- Pimpsahoy hacked the forums.
- Conrad came back.
- Overflood of server.
- Fiddlesticks411 was about to get a purple name.
- Youch1 wanted to get rid of the competition.
The Future[edit]
We will never know when she'll come back. Who knows what evil plots she'll have in store for us next time.
Trivia[edit]
- Radock nominated her for new forum banner. Though this was not realized until a few months later, Smirking Bitch became the former Chewiki banner until she was eventually replaced by Real Luigi.
- She returned to being a Chewiki banner later.
- She has no soul, which is the reason why she stares at yours.
- Her piercing gaze can paralyze almost anyone with fear.
- The Smirking Bitch does not only hang around Mugenguild.net.
- Her real name is Hannah Steller.
- She's watching you.
- She has a French maid sister that appears in similar situations, as well as another sister that also goes to college.
- Was once choked by Wayne Brady.
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Oh, we do remember you, Smirking Bitch.
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It is a little known fact that Smirking Bitch played the leading role in her very own anime. Created by SHAFT.
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She laughs at your pathetic attempts to view dead websites.
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NOW IN ULTRA HD!
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Smirking Bitch after a workout.
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An artist's rendition of the Smirking Bitch.
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