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Fan Fiction
"The next worst word you can couple with the word "Fan" is, you guessed it, the word FICTION..." -Strong Bad
Fanfics are known to normally be written by nerds. They normally have bad plot lines, fan characters, numerous plot holes, and many spelling errors. Very rarely will you find an example of a fanfic that's actually worth reading, that is unless you get a kick out of reading bad fanfics, such as Bennett The Sage.
Most fanfiction by boys will have fan characters and grammar errors, yuri undertones and other things. Fanfiction by girls will involve gay sex between two of the main cast members, and possibly Naruto and Final Fantasy (especially the seventh one in the series). Feel free to swap these two descriptions for added fun.
Here is a typical fanfic, censored for your safety:
"Ahhh...Yes..." Rouge moans pleasurably as Sonic **** on her left **** after pulling down her **** **** ****. She held his head there, **** her other **** as Sonic kept ****. Yeah, they are seriously having **** right in **** ****, but they don't seem to ****. It was **** after Rouge got her whole **** and **** ****, fully **** and ready for the **** hedgehog. He turns her **** to **** and goes right into her ****, a **** **** **** **** **** before **** **** and gets **** **** ****. He grobs **** **** her ****, pushing at a **** high ****, making Rouge's huge **** **** against the gass front door of City Hell. "Ohhh! Sonic, that **** ****! **** me more! ****!!" she ****, turning to face him as he **** her ****. Rouge **** her arms around his **** and her **** around his **** as Sonic **** **** and puishes **** her ****. He has her **** against **** **** while **** **** until she **** him onto the **** **** ****, **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** as she **** his ****.
"Mmmm...yes...wonderful...mmmm..." she **** while ****, with Sonic **** at both her ****. Eventually, he **** **** and **** her upside-down, with her **** wrapping around his **** and his **** around her ****. She keeps **** on his **** as he **** **** **** until **** ****, Sonic **** right down her ****. Sonic hears the **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****.
Another example of poorly-written fanfiction: Ron saw that Draco had a 42-INCH PENIS. This made Ron feel very small; he only had a 21-INCH PENIS.
Trivia[edit]
- Most people like fanfics because of it having stuff that people would like to see in the real show. Other people hate it with their guts, and some people do....you know...while reading it. One person that likes to read fanfics is this guy. Another person who reads them is Bennett The Sage from thatguywiththeglasses.com. One person who used to write fanfics when he was young was Linkara, who was called PsyWeedle back when he was about 12 years old. This should prove as a point to not let 12-year-old people write fan fiction.
- The Legend of Zelda: The Light of Courage originated from a bad fanfiction.
- There are times when fan fiction actually becomes good. However, they're mostly bad.
- In fact, there's times where fanfics become so bad, it's good.
