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==History== | ==History== | ||
| − | + | Noone knows how it happened but somehow Vorhias managed to come across the video WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE sometime back in early 2007. After a long period of watching Poops, it was high time that Vorhias decided he wanted to be a part of the action. So he released his first ever YouTube Poop, Billo Wants To Get Silly, to much fanfare. (I made that part up.) While still a newcomer to the craft he has the distinction of being one of the oldest, and has plenty of untapped potential just waiting to be unlocked with THIS KEY! | |
Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]]. | Right now he is working as a Campaign Manager for the presidential campaign of Dr. [[Robotnik]]. | ||
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===Style=== | ===Style=== | ||
| − | It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc | + | It's hard to pinpoint exactly what Vorhias' style is since he oft tries so many different things from sentence splicing to senseless repetition to complete total image breakdowns, etc. |
| − | + | Vorhias has a few trademarks that he's incorporated into many of his poops. | |
| − | + | * A Star/Comet/Some Glowy Thing flies across the screen at somewhat inappropriate moments. Normally part of the "Fairy Dust" video effect in iMovie. | |
| − | + | * Mutating an image with bump or pinch effects so a person speaking has an enormous head or a tiny mouth, etc. | |
| − | + | * Extensive use of original music of his own creation. | |
| + | * A clip of real-life former bandmates Josh Jensen and Taylor Keefe staging a punch, usually with original music or added-on sound effects in the background. | ||
| + | * A clip of a faux nuclear explosion taken from a graphic arts website. | ||
| + | * Using as obscure clips as possible. Vorhias has been known to show great disdain for most fads in YouTube poop. | ||
[[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]] | [[Image:Danny-satan.jpg|thumb|Not Vorhias.]] | ||
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===Criticism=== | ===Criticism=== | ||
<!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances--> | <!-- Common mistakes made by this pooper, recurring negative youtube comments and self confessed annoyances--> | ||
| − | * There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards | + | * There was a very brief altercation between him and [[ApolloBoy]] against a confused conservative YouTube user, who didn't understand the concept of a YouTube Poop, and thought Vorhias' video, ''Billo Wants To Get Silly'' was meant as an attack on [[Bill O'Reilly]]. After explaining several times that he wasn't trying to make a statement (Vorhias personally despises O'Reilly, incidentally.) and several shots back and forth between him, ApolloBoy, and the user, Vorhias simply removed every unrelated comment he posted afterwards. |
| − | + | The incident inspired Vorhias to dedicate his next O'Reilly poop, ''Billo Have Bad Grammar'', to the user. | |
| − | * | + | ===Achievements=== |
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| + | * The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kids_In_The_Hall Kids In The Hall] in a YouTube Poop. | ||
| + | * The first (And thus far ONLY) person to use [http://youtube.com/watch?v=rN2VqFPNS8w Read A Book] in a YouTube Poop. | ||
| + | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yL-oq2GbkE Marijuana-Laced Toast] - #55 Top Rated (Today) (Places & Travel), #60 Most Discussed (Today) (Places & Travel), #29 Top Favorites (Today) (Places & Travel), #44 Most Linked (Today) (Places & Travel) | ||
| + | * [http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOEryzcalRw Jawbone Of An Ass] - #67 Top Rated (Today) (Animals & Pets) | ||
| + | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] - #37 Most Linked (Today) (Howto & DIY) | ||
| + | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead] - #61 Top Rated (Today) (Autos & Vehicles), #50 Top Favorites (Today) (Autos & Vehicles), #90 Most Linked (Today) (Autos & Vehicles) | ||
===Influences=== | ===Influences=== | ||
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*[[ApolloBoy]] | *[[ApolloBoy]] | ||
*[[DeeperCutt]] | *[[DeeperCutt]] | ||
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===Fans=== | ===Fans=== | ||
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| − | ==Poop Listing ( | + | ==Poop Listing (So Far)== |
* [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery. | * [http://youtube.com/watch?v=eDyaa1lWTd0 Billo Wants To Get Silly] - Billo attempts to get silly with the viewer, all this while laughing at human misery. | ||
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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead!] - The First Single from Duke Onkeled. | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txwB-fYpM98 You Are An Egghead!] - The First Single from Duke Onkeled. | ||
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolK3W3vTog Problem Producing Plumbers] - Luigi Learns How To Love It. | * [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aolK3W3vTog Problem Producing Plumbers] - Luigi Learns How To Love It. | ||
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| + | ==Musical Pseudonyms== | ||
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| + | Vorhias often inserts music of his own composition at random moments into his YouTube poops. If you hear a song you don't recognize it'll tend to be by him. His random musician pseudonyms are listed here: | ||
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| + | * Sawtooth - General Techno | ||
| + | * DJ Caber Toss - Exotic Dance | ||
| + | * False Profit - Wierd-Sounding Electronica | ||
| + | * Tempest - Atmospheric Techno | ||
| + | * Clive Shropshire - Contemporary Dance | ||
| + | * 30 Helens Agree - Orchestral Dance | ||
| + | * Duke Onkeled - Electropoop Tunes | ||
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| + | Maybe if Vorhias gets off his lazy rump and gets motivated enough to do so he'll put all his music into one spot. | ||
===ElectroPoop Tunes=== | ===ElectroPoop Tunes=== | ||
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* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/You%20Are%20An%20Egghead.mp3 You Are An Egg Head] (Big Beat) | * [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/You%20Are%20An%20Egghead.mp3 You Are An Egg Head] (Big Beat) | ||
* [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Handsome%20Volcano%20Rocks.mp3 Handsome Volcano Rocks] (House) | * [http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/31026/Handsome%20Volcano%20Rocks.mp3 Handsome Volcano Rocks] (House) | ||
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See Also: [[YTPMV]]. | See Also: [[YTPMV]]. | ||
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===Music Used In Poops=== | ===Music Used In Poops=== | ||
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* "Daybreak In Darnassus" by Sawtooth - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] | * "Daybreak In Darnassus" by Sawtooth - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX6QT9jjLE8 Mylar Balloons!] | ||
* "Illinois" by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] | * "Illinois" by John Linnell - [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZBNxnnhEr0 Pyro Plays Air-Guitar While I Play Ill-Fitting Music] | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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[[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]] | [[Image:IRL Thing.jpg|thumb|The true visage of EVIL!]] | ||
| − | === | + | ===Favorite Poops=== |
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| + | *1. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=5S66gt5hqJQ Frogsuit vs. Faucetface] by [[DeeperCutt]] | ||
| + | *2. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=qy4LEDdjLgs Robotnik's Sexy Suspender Striptease] by [[StegBlob]] | ||
| + | *3. Mario & Luigi Travel Through Time [http://youtube.com/watch?v=prrrwPQFfOs Part 1] & [http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_3bt37RPVw Part 2] by [[WalrusGuy]] | ||
| + | *4. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=snoIrxmW9fQ Captain Rescue Makes A Bowel Movement] by [[dvariano]] | ||
| + | *5. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=zMwNVAW3kfs This Is How The World Works] by [[Wikiwow]] | ||
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| + | ===Likes=== | ||
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| + | *Cult TV Shows | ||
| + | *Atheism | ||
| + | *Anything BBQ'd | ||
| + | *Music In General | ||
| + | *Paul Giamatti | ||
| + | *Bill Hicks | ||
| + | *The Peace Which Is What All True Warriors Strive For | ||
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| + | ===Likes In A Poop=== | ||
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| + | *[[Bill O'Reilly|Billo]] - Specifically Billo being made to look foolish. | ||
| + | *[[Freakazoid]] - One of my favorite shows from the 90s. | ||
| + | *Obscure TV Shows | ||
| + | *[[Super Mario World]] - Easily more quotable than any other poop material. | ||
| + | *[[Dr. Robotnik]] - I take that back. HE'S more quotable. | ||
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| + | ===Dislikes=== | ||
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| + | *Christianity | ||
| + | *AMVs | ||
| + | *Nu-Metal | ||
| + | *Conservatism | ||
| + | *Stupidity | ||
| + | *Most Animes | ||
| + | *Dane Cook | ||
| + | *Carlos Mencia | ||
| + | *YouTube Pages With Animated Backgrounds | ||
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| + | ===Dislikes In A Poop=== | ||
| − | * | + | *Excessive [[Ear Rape]] - Ow. My ears. STOP. |
| + | *[[Ed,Edd n' Eddy]] - Possibly the most clinically retarded show still on TV. | ||
| + | *[[Anime]] - Lame. | ||
| + | *Overuse of Profanity/Sex Jokes - Seriously. One can only think "Only Link can fuck Ganon" is funny so many times before it gets tiresome. | ||
| + | *Bad Editing | ||
| + | *[[Tidyup]] - A tiny little loud purple thing...where's the humor in that? | ||
| + | *[[Chris Crocker]] - He's gonna get a reality show because of that video. Doesn't anyone else find that fucked up? | ||
| + | *[[Chadwarden]] - I'd like to nail him to the wall with Wii controllers while choking him to death with an X-Box 360. | ||
| + | *[[Dr Rabbit]] - Why the hell do people think it's so damn funny anyway? | ||
===Other Stuff=== | ===Other Stuff=== | ||
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===Other Links=== | ===Other Links=== | ||
| + | *[http://reno.stage-select.com/ JnvComics - A Sprite Comic Site] | ||
*[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account] | *[http://mrvorhias.deviantart.com/ His Deviant Art Account] | ||
| − | *[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth | + | *[http://ccmixter.org/media/people/Sawtooth The Only Site He's Put Music On So Far] |
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