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The Princess

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Name: The Princess
Appears In: Hotel Mario
Sex: Female
Occupation(s): Princess
Played By: Jocelyn Benford

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The Princess is the self-acclaimed ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, as she appears in the CD-i video game, Hotel Mario.


The Princess is known for throwing the occasional picnic for her closest friends, as well as for sneaking a few kisses with Mario and Luigi around the Kingdom Grounds. Her other hobbies include:

  • Waving from atop tree branches.
  • Launching into the sky and not coming down.
  • Getting sucked into warp pipes.
  • Denying Mario sex despite everything he's done for her.



  • Bowser
  • Getting her period (it can flood entire villages).
  • Gangraping