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Roy Koopa
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This article is filed under Characters.Roy "Bully" Koopa is one of King Koopa's sons, and is the strongest of his siblings.
Bully Koopa talking about how he's itching for his dick to be sucked on.
Personality
You know it's Roy if he's...
- Wearing pink Wayfarers.
- Spinning Egg Luigi.
- Telling Morton to SHADDUP!!
- Humping Mario in a football field.
- Flipping the bird.
- Playing by Australian rules.
- Putting pesky plumbers six feet down undah with his raping powers.
- Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
- Whining to King Dad.
- Scratching his ass.
- Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
- A member of the KKK
- Having a threesome with Birdo and Wendy O.
- Raping Big Mouth
- Being back in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (That's right, kiddies, he's back!).
Dislikes
- The Cave People
- Santa Claus
- People saying that he's related to Roy from Fire Emblem: Fūin no Tsurugi and Super Smash Bros. Melee.
- Bowser Jr, for stealing the spotlight from him and his brothers and sister.
- Wendy O. Koopa
- Morton Koopa Jr.
- Kooky
Quotes
- "Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
- "Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
- "I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
- "I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
- "I want one, King Dad!"
- "This Magic Balloon only brings presents to instruction book children?! What kinda wimp is he?"
- "Giant smiant, Big Mouth he ain't dat big a deal."
- "This is where you'll stop! Nothing moves The Blob!!"
