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Militron

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Militron in his armor.
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Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?

Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. His true identity however, is some fat old guy, possibly Gwonam's brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This, alas, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brother

Likes

  • Axel (got it memorized?)
  • Chad Warden's haircut
  • Fire
  • War
  • DOOM

Dislikes

  • Luigi
  • Link
  • Koreans
  • Accidently stepping on his own balls

Quotes

  • Worthless Koridian! You must be hardened with fire!
  • GO AND KILL!
  • Now, you must DIE!
  • OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS AWFUL!