Notice: We are aware that many of the Chewiki’s images are still broken. We promise: we will try our best to fix it, but we don't guarantee that the fix will be trivial.
Left 4 Dead
From Chewiki Archive - YouChew:
1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Left 4 Dead is a survival-horror shooter game where you must descend through seemingly infinite hordes of zombies while grabbing as many bottles of pills as you can.
{{#ev:youtube|UF1HVlcXBmA|320}}
Survivors
- Bill - A senile old war veteran who likely suffers from PTSD and minor dementia. When he was your age, he was shooting up Vietnamese militants, today he finds himself shooting up zombies. However due to his mental disorders he believes he's back in Vietcong fighting off unarmed militants.
- Louis - Was probably a manager for a pharmacy before the zombie apocalypse struck, hence his obsession with pills. When he was met up by the other three survivors before the events of Left 4 Dead they found him held up in a fort of pill canisters he personally built tripping his balls off. Francis knocked the fort over setting Louis into a frenzy. Zoey and Louis managed to incapacitate him long enough to calm him down with more pills.
- Francis - The badass biker dude who tries too hard to hate everything. In the end it backfires on him once he starts hating his hatred, and he becomes severely depressed.
- Zoey - She just comes along so that the other three don't look gay. Started having a relationship with Francis until he revealed that he hated her of course, so now she sticks with Louis.
Special Zombies
- Tank - The Tourettes Guy as a zombie. He can throw chunks of sidewalk at you or fucking run you over. Either way you're dead.
- Boomer - The zombified manifestation of VALVe President Gabe Newell, he vomits on people...yeah.
- Smoker - A chain-smoking zombie who grabs the Survivors with his tongue and reels them in sort of like fishing.
- Hunter - He likes to jump on people and rape them to death, especially Zoey.
- Witch - This bitch of a witch is seen crying for some reason around areas. If you startle her she'll tear you several new assholes with her claws.
Left 4 Dead 2
- Charger - Charges and pummels players into the ground with its enormous fucking arm.
- Spitter - Think a Boomer, only instead of spraying a violate chemical that attracts a horde of bloodthirsty zombies it spits a volatile chemical that burns like hell.
- Jockey - This zombie enjoys piggy-back rides! To prove it he'll get on top of you and control you while ripping your spine out!
First Used By
Future Game(s)
- There is going to be a Left 4 Dead 2 (see video). A new zombie, new weapons, and it's daytime.
{{#ev:youtube|dSfsMJgypdw|320}}
