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Hank Hill
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[[Category:Characters - Appears in King of The Hill]]
This article is filed under Characters.Hank Hill is a propane salesman from Arlen, Texas that is the main character of the show King of the Hill.
Family
- Peggy Hill (Wife, a substitute teahcer that speaks terrible Spanish)
- Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him)
- Cotton Hill (Father, a WWII veteran that hates Japs)
- As well as a Japanese half-brother that is just like him.
Likes
- His Family
- His Truck
- Propane
- Propane Accessories
- Alamo Beer
- American Football
- The Dallas Cowboys
- The Houstan Texans (At one point at least. We're not sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
- The Dallas Cowboys
- His Tools
- His Garage
- Texas
- George W. Bush
- Saying that he's gonna kick your ass.
- Kicking people's asses.
- Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.
Dislikes
- Bobby's Interests
- Soccer
- That he was born in New York.
- Getting kicked in the balls by his son.
- Losing in Punch Out!! by his son.
- Charcoal
Quotes
- That boy ain't right.
- What's the point in arguing?!
- I'm gonna kick your ass!
- I must hide my nudity! (while in his underwear)
- There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
- I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.
- I tell ya hwhat.
- I sell propane and propane accessories.
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