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Name: Hank Hill
Appears In: King of The Hill
Sex: Male
Age: 50s
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Salesman of Propane & Propane Accessories (Formerly the star of Arlen High School's football team.)
Played By: Mike Judge

[[Category:Characters - Appears in King of The Hill]]

CharNice.jpg This article is filed under Characters.

Hank Hill is a propane salesman from Arlen, Texas that is the main character of the show King of the Hill.

Family

  • Peggy Hill (Wife, a substitute teahcer that speaks terrible Spanish)
  • Bobby Hill (Son, who has little in common with him)
  • Cotton Hill (Father, a WWII veteran that hates Japs)
  • As well as a Japanese half-brother that is just like him.

Likes

  • His Family
  • His Truck
  • Propane
    • Propane Accessories
  • Alamo Beer
  • American Football
    • The Dallas Cowboys
      • The Houstan Texans (At one point at least. We're not sure of what he thinks of them as of today.)
  • His Tools
  • His Garage
  • Texas
  • George W. Bush
  • Saying that he's gonna kick your ass.
    • Kicking people's asses.
  • Standing on the sidewalk while drinking beer.
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The title card for the show that he is the star of.

Dislikes

  • Bobby's Interests
  • Soccer
  • That he was born in New York.
    • Especially the fact that he was born in the New York Yankees' Yankees Stadium (By that, I mean the one that the Yankees played for about 100 years, not the new one.).
  • Getting kicked in the balls by his son.
  • Losing in Punch Out!! by his son.
  • Charcoal

Quotes

  • That boy ain't right.
  • What's the point in arguing?!
  • I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • I must hide my nudity! (while in his underwear)
  • There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed! (when seeing Bobby with a dirty cheerleaders' uniform)
  • I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.
  • I tell ya hwhat.
  • I sell propane and propane accessories.

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