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Revision as of 02:18, 7 August 2008
Drake & Josh is an American sitcom shown on the Nipplelodeon Nickelodeon television network, which starred Drake Bell and Josh Peck. Both stars had already played roles in The Amanda Show, as had Nancy Sullivan, who played their bitch mother in the show. Jonathan Goldstein played their father, and Miranda Cosgrove played their little annoying, devilish sister.
Characters
Drake Parker (Drake Bell)
Drake is a very disturbing retarded teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Bill?". King Harkinian and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He his also the brother of more annoying Josh and Megan. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size.
Josh Nichols (Josh Peck)
The VERY FAT brother of Drake and Megan. He is gay and has some shemale rival named Mindy, the bitch.
Megan Parker (Miranda Cosgrove)
Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She continually pulls pranks on Drake and Josh, and enjoys seeing them suffer. She usually calls her two brothers "boobs" as a way of saying they're dumb, and the fact that they actually look like boobs, with their noses at tits. She loves her brothers but as soon as she shows it, she can change affections. At one point, Megan gets a pet snake named Robert, possibly a reference to Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Initially, her plans were simple and childish; however, they got much more clever and sophisticated as the show progressed. By the final episodes, she was frequently seen using an impressive variety of high-tech gadgets. She plays the oboe, but has only been seen playing it at Helen's wedding in Drake & Josh: Really Big Shrimp. Although Megan causes most trouble her brothers run into, her dumbass parents believed that Megan could do no wrong, almost invariably taking her side over her brothers'. During season four, she seems to have grown up and started to wear make-up, as well as an increase of periods. She frequently upsets Walter because of her preferential treatment to Bruce Winchill. She may be a sadist, because she has stated that she gets a "warm fuzzy feeling" from tormenting Drake and Josh. She can get annoyed when other people upset her brothers as seen in "Mindy's Back" because "that's [her] job." Miranda plays as Carly Shay in the Nick tv show iCarly.
Walter Nichols
Like Oogtar, nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). Walter is Josh's father, and Megan and Drake's stepfather, a meteorologist who is often wrong about the weather. Walter is often clumsy, out of date, even seemingly empty-headed (for example, he believed Titanic to be "just a movie", thought the word touché to be pronounced 'toosh', and thought the word capiche to be pronounced capice). As a result, he lacks the respect of Drake and Megan. Many people forget who he is, even if they've seen him many times, like Helen. Like Josh, he is the victim of many unfortunate things, such as being slapped, yelled at, laughed at etc. Walter often is laughed at or insulted for his apparent boring or wrong weather forecasts. Everybody in the family (except Josh) calls him by his first name, Walter. Megan and Audrey both watch rival meteorologist Bruce Windchill on Channel 12, much to Walter's disgust. He is allergic to cum as seen in "The Affair". Gets drunk with the king very often and goes clubbing.
Audrey Parker Nichols
Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded. Because Walter is unable to discipline Drake and Josh, she usually has to punish the boys. Her name, never mentioned on the show, appears only on the Nick.com webpage. She, along with Walter, always believes Megan instead of Drake and Josh, even when they are telling the truth. It is unknown what her profession is or even if she works, as her job is never mentioned throughout the series.
