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Difference between revisions of "Drake & Josh"
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=='''Megan Parker''' '''(Miranda Cosgrove)'''== | =='''Megan Parker''' '''(Miranda Cosgrove)'''== | ||
| − | Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She | + | Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She's a little demon bitch. |
=='''Walter Nichols'''== | =='''Walter Nichols'''== | ||
Revision as of 02:20, 7 August 2008
Drake & Josh is an American sitcom shown on the Nipplelodeon Nickelodeon television network, which starred Drake Bell and Josh Peck. Both stars had already played roles in The Amanda Show, as had Nancy Sullivan, who played their bitch mother in the show. Jonathan Goldstein played their father, and Miranda Cosgrove played their little annoying, devilish sister.
Characters
Drake Parker (Drake Bell)
Drake is a very disturbing retarded teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Bill?". King Harkinian and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He his also the brother of more annoying Josh and Megan. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size.
Josh Nichols (Josh Peck)
The VERY FAT brother of Drake and Megan. He is gay and has some shemale rival named Mindy, the bitch.
Megan Parker (Miranda Cosgrove)
Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She's a little demon bitch.
Walter Nichols
Like Oogtar, nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). Walter is Josh's father, and Megan and Drake's stepfather, a meteorologist who is often wrong about the weather. Walter is often clumsy, out of date, even seemingly empty-headed (for example, he believed Titanic to be "just a movie", thought the word touché to be pronounced 'toosh', and thought the word capiche to be pronounced capice). As a result, he lacks the respect of Drake and Megan. Many people forget who he is, even if they've seen him many times, like Helen. Like Josh, he is the victim of many unfortunate things, such as being slapped, yelled at, laughed at etc. Walter often is laughed at or insulted for his apparent boring or wrong weather forecasts. Everybody in the family (except Josh) calls him by his first name, Walter. Megan and Audrey both watch rival meteorologist Bruce Windchill on Channel 12, much to Walter's disgust. He is allergic to cum as seen in "The Affair". Gets drunk with the king very often and goes clubbing.
Audrey Parker Nichols
Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded. Because Walter is unable to discipline Drake and Josh, she usually has to punish the boys. Her name, never mentioned on the show, appears only on the Nick.com webpage. She, along with Walter, always believes Megan instead of Drake and Josh, even when they are telling the truth. It is unknown what her profession is or even if she works, as her job is never mentioned throughout the series.
