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The demoman is a [[Racism|black]] [[Stegblob|Scottish]] [[Robotnik|cyclops]] with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the [[Soldier]] as well.
 
The demoman is a [[Racism|black]] [[Stegblob|Scottish]] [[Robotnik|cyclops]] with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the [[Soldier]] as well.
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He's also a self-proclaimed meme for this wiki.
  
 
===How The Demoman Came To Be===
 
===How The Demoman Came To Be===

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The demoman is a black Scottish cyclops with an explosion fetish. He is often paired with the Soldier as well.

He's also a self-proclaimed meme for this wiki.

How The Demoman Came To Be

The guy that made the original Team Fortress was high on dope one day, so he hired a Scottish Will Smith to fire a grenade launcher and blow people up. Thus, the Demoman was born.

Quotes

  • KABEEEEWM
  • OH, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO GLUE YOU BACK TOGETHER, IN HELL!
  • What makes me a good demoman? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE HERE DISCUSSING IT WITH YA, WOULDN'T I?
  • So.. Tar you fine dandies, so proud. SO COHKSURE... PRANCIN' ABOOT WITH YER HEADS FULL OF EYEBALLS! COME AND GET ME, I SAY! I'LL BE WAIDIN' ON YEH!
  • I'M A GRIMM BLOODY FABLE! WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END!

Trivia

  • Enjoys bagpipe music, not unlike M. Bison.
  • Possibly enjoys KFC.
  • Is good friends with Zack.

See Also