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The Food Loving King

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The Food-Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well.

He looks to be a relative of either Duke Onkled or King Harkinian.

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Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten

  • Pizza
  • Fries
  • Chicken in a basket
  • Hamburgers
  • Salami
  • Barbecue Sauce
  • Turkey
  • Sweet Corn
  • Ham
  • Shit
  • People (hinted at in one verse of the song)
  • Colored Ribbons
  • Pussy