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Zacheatscrackers

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Name: Zacheatscrackers/Zacheats/Hambone
Real Name: Zachary
Sex: Male
Country: USA

First Poop: What is two+infinity
Preferred Sources: Home Movies, Hare and Guu, Fresh Prince of Bel-air, ATHF
Preferred Methods: Rape, stuttering, Repetition, Setence Mixing/World Splicing
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas 7.0

f off

what are you niggas doing here how did you get here did you go into that poopers section thingie

okay you did

well you didn't click my name right

right

fuck you dirty nigga

well okay fine you made me do this fag

Hi I'm zacheatscrackers a member at youchewpoop and im col

Now let's get this party started

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What I look like. (handsome I know)

History

Here's how the Forum Homosexual started off his e-adventures:

He was at first a troublesome internet user, going all over the internet trying to blend into the crowds around him, but many of his attempts failed and he ended up looking like a dumb-fuck to many.

Examples of this were going to starmen.net's forum (as zach033094). He made a terrible reputation for himself that he wishes he could forget about but never will. He was on TV.com for a while as blpietsch, which is based off his father's name. He mostly discussed his dislike for certain cartoons, and he also built himself a bad reputation on there for the most part, but now shit's okay since everyone can tolerate him now seemingly.

He does not visit either community anymore.

Because those two ventures did not go very well, he kept searching for an e-life because of how mundane and dull his real life is.

Then he came across Youtube Poop and Youchew, both of which changed his life completely. He came around early 2008, where it was mostly just the '07ers/'06ers and a few '08ers like OMGTSN and AbsoluteBillion. He was quick to build a terrible reputation on there as well. But it soon changed for the better.

Temporarily, of course.

From there, though, it began to get progressively worse and worse. Since January '08, over 2 years ago, zacheatscrackers has gotten himself into many shit-storms and horrible arguments about trivial things. It wasn't until June '09 where he changed and just lightened the fuck up. And boy, was he glad he did. All the friends he's made were starting to hate him because of his emo and over-reactive attitude. But he changed for the better before it was too late.

Now he's pretty well-liked and glad he finally has a reason to be on the internet.

Almost every single community I've gone to that's not Youchew I've built a horrible reputation in. Roblox HQ is the only community where I'm genuinely liked now aside from Youchew.

But, since these two communities are the only ones I go to anymore, I don't give two shits anyway.

Personality

Generally nice.

At times though I can be a prick. I never intend to, however. I usually try to maintain being happy but I'm quite easily depressed and fairly sensitive compared to other members.

Style

I suppose you could say he's like JazzDanceForChildren; like him, he's been making rape poops since the beginning of his poop career, and continues to do so.

Preferred Sources

  • Pretty much anything. I would make a list but it'd probably be like a mile long or some shit so f

Preferred Methods

  • Stutters
  • Rape
  • Sentence Mixing

Prefered Tech

  • Sony Vegas
  • Premiere
  • WMM (if it's one of them beefed-up WMM's with lotsa effects)

Reception

Has a history on Youchew of being a dumb-as-hell-overreacting-to-the-littlest-things shit-mop. Since June of 2009, though he's shaped up his act and calmed down.

He's incredibly popular and has many friends and a few enemies. He fits into many crowds and fucks around with many people.

Criticism

Zacheatscrackers is known to have several flaws that prevent him from being liked by everyone:

  • Despite having a good drawing style, the normal shit (as in not weird/acid-trippy) he draws is average at best.
  • His poops become rather repetitive at times.
  • Is easily confused.
  • Sometimes can't argue very well.
  • Tends to annoy alot of people, mostly unintentionally. Sometimes he can be a huge dick and can be very spammy.

In Real Life

Online

etc.

These are just members on Youchew that don't have accounts on the Chewki.

Online (Who don't have a Chewki account/Don't go to youchew often)

  • MrPorkyBoi/Sir Gordileny
  • Articuno X
  • sketchyguy
  • LieutenantBoi
  • PengisMan/Bob Nintendo
  • Milez
  • Screaming Mantis
  • DxMan
  • SuperNES16

etc.

Influences

Fans

etc.

Achievements

  • Popularized Home Movies pretty much.
  • Idiotska blocked him on Steam. (lol)
  • Being Youchew's premiere Soldier/Demo fag. Go look at his stats and you'll see why. He likes to play any other class except Medic though.

Other Information

Can be often seen on MSN (Windows Live Messenger) and Steam. MSN is zacheatscrackers@live.com.

I also have Skype but I hardly use it. My name on there is zacheatscrackers.

As stated in the History section, I am currently a member of RobloxHQ. Zachkun is the alias I use. I come on every now and then, mostly for cool things people such as Articuno X, Sir Gordileny/MrPorkyBoi and Milez show me, albeit not often.

If you want to add me on Steam my ID is Zacheats. If that doesn't work put in zacheatscrackers. I do not go to the Steam forums.

Age: 15.

Country: USA.

State: Delaware.

Trivia

  • Is da best boi
  • Is gay/perverted/fat
  • Dumb as hell
  • Is a fan of Touhou (considers it a guilty pleasure)
  • Sometimes called a "gangsta-weeaboo", because of his love for rap and moe-shit (the latter also being a guilty pleasure)
  • Attempted to make a Youchew Cartoon despite it being done several times before but it didn't work out inevitably.
  • He is incredibly laid back and won't give a shit about any type of joke you throw at him. He usually just ignores it or sarcastically responds to it to play along with it. Usually he does the latter
  • Says "nigga" and any other variant of it alot
  • He's one of the first Youchew members to block everyone on his Steam friends list simultaneously for shits and giggles.
  • Cyn, BMATF, and Braden are his best friends ever.
  • i hate my brother
Suwako is da best :3

Likes

  • Titties
  • Steam games
  • Pretty much any show made by William Streets
  • Crackers (obviously)
  • Too many fucking people in the community, goddamn
  • His high school, Middletown High
  • His brother
  • Dicks

Dislikes

  • Harsh criticism given for no reason
  • Frequent complaining and arguing in various parts of the forum
  • People who get mad over the littlest, most trivial things

Links

Both of his accounts on Youchew's forums can be found easily.

Oh, and he made a channel for gameplay videos called http://www.youtube.com/zach033094mugen, but he closed it because the reason for it's creation was to isolate himself from YTP and the Youchew community after a major fight with a member named Scorpy caused him to overreact, and to return to his old Mugen days, hence the title of the channel. It wasn't long before he regret this attempt to put YTP behind his back and just went back to it and Youchew.

Current Status

Ongoing, still active on the forums.

Making poops: From August 17th 2007-current. Has kinda slowed down on making them, though.

On Youchew: From January 04th 2008 (Nov 12th 2007 if you count the account called "zach033094" he made on Vanilla but never used it due to anxiety)-current


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