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BUNNY BURGERS

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BUNNY BURGERS OOOH

A BUNNY BURGER (or simply OOOH) is a food that consists of a cooked BURGER of ground BUNNY that is fried, steamed, grilled, or broiled, and is generally served with various condiments and BUNNIES inside a sliced bun baked specially for this purpose. BUNNY BURGERS are often served with PORK or DUCK.

BUNNY BURGERS also refers to the cooked patty of ground meat (usually BUNNIES) by itself. The patty alone is also known as a LAGOMORPH PATTY, or PATTY. This type of meat can be used in boxed dinners such as "BUNNY Helper". BUNNY BURGER is actually a distinct product from ground round and other types of ground WOODLAND CREATURES. However, ground BUNNIES of any form is often commonly referred to as "BUNNY BURGERS." A recipe calling for 'BUNNY BURGERS' (the non-countable noun) would require ground BUNNY or BUNNY substitute- not a whole sandwich. BUNNY BURGERS does not refer to RABBITS.

Trivia

  • They are mainly enjoyed by serial killers from 90s children's cartoons.
  • They taste 10,000 times better than spaghetti, though all forms of Luigi disagree, except for Regular Luigi.
  • Dr. Rabbit loves eating this food, even when doing so is cannibalism.
  • The only thing that can kill Brock Samson.

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