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Conkerfanx

From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas

Brief Introduction

Conkerfanx, one of the less heard of Youchew members and poop goers, Usually posts every now and then on Youchew out of boredom and rarely even cares about the poops he makes. He currently has around 84 subscribers, but like he cares. He's too busy playing Shin Megami Tensei games to even care.


Conker's undying bro circle

Conkerfanx considers the following people to be his best bros on Youtube and Youchew.

Conker's Modern Life

Conkerfanx spends most of his days living with his mother and step dad in a small and cold condo. Which is basically an apartment and he doesn't even know why the hell they call it a condo, It's Indiana, not a goddamned beach resort. He had a rough middle school saying as he dropped out to be home schooled in place of being around moronic teachers and HURRR DUURRRR COOL KIDS all the time. He currently is seeking a high school diploma over an online schooling course called Penn Foster. He plans to move to New York with one of his Real Life bros once he gets some job experience.

Preferred Poop Sources

Conker rarely makes poops like he used to seeing as he grew out of his CDi phase when he first started. But when he does make a poop he usually uses the following.

  • Kirby: Right Back at Ya! clips revolving around King Dedede
  • Chrono Trigger OVA usually revolving around the character known as Gato or Gonzalez
  • Super Mario Frustration
  • Occasional Mario Poops
  • Space Ghost Coast to Coast
  • Power Puff Girls
  • Random Game footage such as TMNTIV: Turtles in Time

Popularity

Conker got insanely popular during his dark days. He went through a really ugly phase thinking Windows Movie Maker CDi poops were funny. And even worse yet, he made shitty "8 bit" game song remixes using GXSCC. Currently he regrets those days and now sits on his computer admitting the majority of his subscribers are idiots.

First Poop

A piece of shit he used to find funny, but now he audioswapped it with classical music and he refuses to link it here.

Tennis

Currently Tennising

Wants to Tennis

Has Tennised

  • Nobody

Collabs

  • Power Puff Girls Collab Started by BMATF (Finished and not proud of his entry)
  • Koopalings Collab started by Nozdordomu (Working on his entry)