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I. Fleecem

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I. Fleecem is the biggest enemy of Morshu, the shopkeeper of Koridai. He lives in Gamelon, and he makes a cameo apearance in Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon. He seems to be immortal.

It is also rumored that I. Fleecem and I.M. Meen are distant cousins.

Origns

Fleecem was born in 1850 to a family of bicycle sellers. Since they lived in a far-off country with a different culture and far less intelligence, Fleecem went to preschool at the age of 65. While there, he met Eugene Krabs, but he was only five back then. When he went to university at an old age, there, he met a student named Morshu.

A SHOPKEEP YOU CAN SURELY TRUST.

The War

His war with Morshu stated when they had the same idea: a shop with lamp oil, rope and bombs. So they made two shops that were just conveniently across the street from each other, in order to see which shop got more customers. Sadly Morshu won the war, thanks to being nicer to small children and young women, but this didn't stop Fleecem. Fleecem set up a Pet/Artillery Shop in Gamelon, which sold swords, maps, Octoroks, Dodongos, Tektites, and creepy-looking masks. Too bad his only customers were Link, Gwonam and Ganondorf, but who cares. At least he got customers, ha.

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Nowadays

Greedy for money, I. Fleecem travels around the world searching for the One Piece great fortune surpassing Morshu's. Unfortunately, it's unlikely he'll ever succeed, considering that he's a pervert and he's not really popular in Youtube Poop. Too bad for him.