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Masturbation
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Masturbation is the act of playing with one's sexual organs. For men, it only requires one's hand and one's penis. For women, a dildo is needed to masturbate, or one can use their fingers. Masturbation strictly excludes any partners, otherwise it becomes sex.
Places/Situations in which one would Masturbate.
- In one's home bathroom.
- In one's own bedroom.
- While on one's computer, watching porn.
- At the drive-in.
- In the old man's Ford.
- Behind the bushes.
- In one's basement.
- Definately not in public, I'll tell you what. Infact, if you ever do that, even in the dark, you'll just be like Pee-Wee Herman.
People who love to Masturbate.
- Scratch
- Grounder (as seen in the video on this page)
- Robotnik (Especially on the "DO NOT MASTURBATE" video.)
- Sonic
- Tails
- Birdo
- Chowder
- Feghoot (three times per day, in fact)
- Amy Rose
- Most of those who watch any and all porn.
- Zoophiliacs, since real sex with animals is illegal.
- Otakus by both Japanese and American definition.
