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Morshu's Dinner Palace

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Morshu opened the Dinner Palace in 1967 as a place where people could get food whenever they "want it", serving anything they desired. Morshu was also the entertainer, often singing songs about how good other restaurents were, but the patrons often got confused and thought he was reffering to his own place. The restaurent was a success on it's opening day, attracting over 9,000 people, 2 of which were college seniors, The King and Duke Onkled. The King liked the place so much he ate there for dinner every day. The restaurant boomed in the 1970's, with the King loving the place so much he paid for advertisments and TV spots, and even got the famous George the Baker to work with Morshu. Hyrulians came in droves, however Morshu lost a lot of money in 1980. With the rise of techno, many people wanted computerized things but Morshu feared a robot uprising and refused to modernize, his only customer until the closing was the King; Duke Onkled had left to be Duke of Gamelon in 1977. The King regretted not having the money to buy the restaurant and the only other person who was willing to buy it was Rick Astley, which Morshu sold the restaurant to for 200,000 Ruppees and 50 cans of lamp oil in late 1982. Morshu moved to Koridi and became a small shop clerk. The King tried to eat at the new restaurant called "Rick's Rolls" but was furious at the fact that he would be Rick Rolled every time he ordered. The restaurent was shut down in 1988 when Rick made his one hit wonder. The restaurant is boarded up now and many people have forgotten it. Many often confuse it with King Koopa's Coney Island Disco Palace.