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Coney Island Disco Palace
The Coney Island Disco Palace, originally known as the Pizza Island Disney Planet, is a venue in South New Jersey (commonly mistaken by retards as Dinosaur Island), located in the Koopa district down Coney Avenue right next to the Koopa Football Stadium. The area has had a long history of being inhabited by gays and pedophiles which ultimately led to its demise in 1999 when it was shut down.
History
The Coney Island Disco Palace originally opened in 1989 as the Pizza Island Disney Planet, a Disney-themed pizzaria which served AIDS-infested pizzas. Once it was discovered that cum was the secret ingredient in the pizza, health issues arose thus forcing the restaurant to close-down in 1992 (on a lesser note, few people actually knew Mickey Mouse was molesting children visiting the restaurant). It would be 3 years until King Koopa would rent-out and revitalize the venue. King Koopa made the venue one of his castles and while he was high, he renamed it the Coney Island Disco Palace. While King Koopa was still living in the self-described Palace, he decorated it with many defective deathtraps and hired several minions with Alzheimer's to stop the Mario Brothers while he kidnapped the Princess. After one year of many failed attempts, King Koopa could no longer pay his rent and was forced to move into one of his 7 Koopa Hotels, which he still had to pay rent for and went bankrupt. In 1996, King Koopa moved out leaving the infamous Dr. Rabbit to immediately move in. Once settled in, Dr. Rabbit had established a state-of-the-art dentist facility for kids in the Coney Island Disco Palace. After a year, rumors began to spread that Dr. Rabbit had been raping children with toothbrushes and using the defective deathtraps, which were still left in the Coney Island Disco Palace, as sexual torture devices. It was reported that during his court trial, children continued to visit the Coney Island Disco Palace. In the trial's conclusion, Dr. Rabbit was found innocent but was, however, sentenced probation. Afterward, Dr. Rabbit left for Africa in his hot-air balloon to allegedly visit his kid friends. Many, however, speculate he left to avoid police. After Dr. Rabbit abandoned the Coney Island Disco Palace in 1998, famous Pop-singer Michael Jackson later inhabited the Coney Island Disco Palace following his allegations in Neverland Ranch. In 1999, rumors of Michael Jackson similiar to that of Dr. Rabbit while he was still living in the Coney Island Disco Palace began to arise. After an act of congress and a final decision by the mayor of New Jersy, the Coney Island Disco Palace was finally condemned and shut down in 1999.
A statue of King Koopa is now erected where the Coney Island Disco Palace once stood, the people of New Jersey throw poop at it on a daily basis.
