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Ludwig von Koopa
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1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
This article is filed under Characters.Ludwig Kooky Von Koopa is know to be a notorious spazz. He has a high cracking annoying-as-hell voice that is now considered ear rape. He's trying to grow his hair out, which by the way happens to be the color blue, but King Koopa demands the Kooky leaves his hair the way it is, or else he will rape him.
Likes
- Boobs
- Iggy
- Larry
- Naziism
- Adolf Hitler
- The Master/Aryan Race
- Chocolate
- Classical Music
Dislikes
- your mom
- Being called Kooky
- Morton
- Communism
- Africans
- Jews
- Non-members of the master/Aryan race
- Asians
- Homosexuals
- Lemmy
Misc
- His real name is Ludwig von Koopa
- Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
- His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
- He is a Nazi, which usually causes him and Lemmy, a communist, to get into fights.
- He is also a member of the Klu Klux Klan
- He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
- He Should have been a playable character in Super Smash Bros Brawl but insted they put in Sonic the Hedgehog who isn't even a Nintendo character
