Sailor Moon

This is an article about an awful show. If you are looking for the Moon, go here. If you are looking for Usagi, you may have to wait a few thousand years.

Sailor Moon (more commonly known as Darn Anime in English speaking countries) is a Japanese cartoon made by Tiertex, directed by both Wes Weasley and Naoko Takeuchi who is a huge Rudy Larriva fan. Also the main character has the same name, but usually called Usagi to be less confusing.

Behind the Scenes

In 1991, Sega made a character called Sonic the Hedgehog and Tiertex wanted to make the game but they were denied so it went unreleased. Sonic Team made another game with the same name and sold millions which made the company in debt. As revenge, Naoko decided to steal ideas from Sega and Warner Bros. for what they did to her favourite director, but lied in interviews by saying that it took 76 days of research which Furnessly soon discovered it was 76 minutes. Naoko outsourced from the UK to Japan as Tiertex was busy making Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade at the time; using the worst animators, Bill Lava for music and making love with Yuji Naka on the side, she made 200 episodes within a few years which beat every show including the Simpsons and Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (which was Sega's response of this show). Ironically both shows were written by Rowby Goren.

The Internets

Due to the anime influx in the 2000s, Tiertex made some Youtube Poops however Naoko was confirmed Ideh before production so Tiertex hired Furnessly due to that he was local at the time and owned Jupiter. However this was a terrible decision as the pooper hated Darn Anime so Rudy Larriva also joined in to make it right. Two Youtube Poops were made by them, with a third on the way. There were unofficial poops before this news broke out and rumoured that Girlaph would do one.

The Character

Spaced-Out Usagi (aka Sailor Moon) only appeared in the show, her self titled poop and Makoto Kino vs. the Robo-Ninjas. She is considered a rip off of both Bugs Bunny (which the japanese name of a rabbit is usagi), Captain Planet and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Trivia

• Furnessly got AIDS the first day of production of Spaced-Out Bunny so he only did the few seconds and later quit.
• WB sued Tiertex for ripping of Spaced-Out Bunny and Bugs Bunny which is currently on trial.
• This was not shown in the UK due to a high amount of lesbianism which was considered illegal at the time.
• The show had a Sonic Sez rip off called Sailor Moon Says when it was aired in America. It was cancelled due to That's No Good, GIMME MY SMOKES and I wanna try this Booze scandal.
• Considered worst show of all time on ToonZone, Golden Age Cartoons, Youtube Poop community and even Furnessly himself. Plus it was banned in 21 out of 23 countries.