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Uncle Phil
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Uncle Phil is Will's uncle/father(?) on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Important Information
- He had a pet pig.
- He once attempted to murder Will.
- He doesn't like Christmas lights.
- He once burned thousands of dollars.
- He wants some cake.
- He doesn't want Will to be on Oprah.
- He is obese.
- He has not thrown any bums in jail.
- He has magical powers
- He is the most important character on Fresh Prince.
- He is an African
- He is evil.
- He acts as a father figure.
- He actually gave birth to Will, despite Will referring to him as his "uncle."
- He was invented by Robotnik.
- He is a newcomer of Youtube Poop.
- He used to like James Brown
- He got thrown out of his own house
- He will calm down if you offer him a Kit-Kat Bar (Give me a break, Give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar.)
- He isn't Rick James you fucking bitch!
- WhatamIbout--WhatamIbout
